Matt Ponterelli

Mitt Romney at a fundraising dinner has big “me trying to talk to a girl at a bar after a pandemic” energy

Just at my local Brazilian grocery store !

Ok “Tonedbone” is kinda fire

Looks like the hvac guys were here again

Torn on dinner choices tonight

Some nice highlights on a potential new hires resume

Dean Ween nooo!

@Angry_Staffer Temu Richard Petty is a good one

Imagine dressing like a Temu Richard Petty and criticizing anyone for their appearance

How is not one person in this photo in shape

Wedding season

Quora Digest is an unserious place

I’m all set on that boss, thanks!

@BigBreakfast247 @grok Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was. Thanks

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was. Thanks

Mom can you come pick me up

Our 21 year old barista just told me I look like Benson Boone so I’m just guna go jump off a bridge

@lexierothmusic Literally who are you

@ham_window You should try cream of som yung gai

Struggling with the flu. Doctor said I should pick up some soup