Alejandro

5,000 Raffle Appreciation ✨ Thank you guys all so much for your fun questions. I’d like to offer a raffle for a FREE doodle (with 1-2 colors)!! Rules: 1. Follow me! 2. Repost this! 3. Do NOT post your OC in the comments! This will disqualify you! I wish everyone luck!!!

@ChasePletcher4 @FlopMerchant Evert-Navratilova, 80 matches

@FlopMerchant What’s the most common match up ever on the women’s side?

If Poland go through, we will get the 16th Gauff vs Swiatek match. For context, that overtakes Azarenka-Sharapova (15), Graf-Seles (15), Djokovic-Medvedev (15) and equals Sinner-Alcaraz (16) They are 21 and 24 years old respectively…

@tennisera You mean the Juan Martín de Potro Award 🥲

Fighting for that Matteo Berrettini Memorial Award 🏆

@jestom Winnie however...

the best thing about being a muppets fan is the muppets can't get me too'd. like kermit is NOT in the epstein files

“how many days of Christmas are there?”

Amazing commission from @vincehooves Love it 🤩🤩🤩🤩

@MessedThoughts Been waiting for this tweet since April

Reasons to learn to brush hair ❌ You have long hair ❌ You want to help friends/family out ❌ You have pets you want to keep clean ✅ You have a fursuit and don't want to keep having scruffy hair

@Melon_mow Wtf are you packing bro 😭

My dick has legit been flagged the last four times I’ve gone through airport security in a row 😭 these aren’t the touchies I want…

@MessedThoughts British Taco Tuesday sounds like a horror movie

I've had better white people taco night...

@helianhyena Earrings go hard

LEASH AND COLLAR

Science has made strides in creating the perfect robot dog. Would you take him home?

@DaHeckSaJerry Poses! 🤩

Lucarios everywhere!

@ziggy_pawdust1 @vincehooves @EridaniFox How come you have a shirt on but he's naked 🤔 Inconsistent logic

Flicked up with this weird thing I ran over last #FursuitFriday 📸 : @vincehooves and @EridaniFox Also go buy the shirt Ramsker.shop innit

@Falco_works That dude does NOT need to be even more high-energy

He found out Indy's never tried espresso and needed to rectify this immediately

@vincehooves Neither, can you just be a blue dog like everyone else instead 😁

I can either be your 🤠 or your 🦌 What'll it be...

can we hangout one thousand times

@DaHeckSaJerry >:(

Previously on Pokémon, a Raikou is unamused by a Suicune's shenanigans.

@MessedThoughts Bro is always taking 'a little off the top' but now adding a little to the sides 💪💪💪

Just found out my local barber (very chill and nice guy, gives off very sweet middle aged dad energy) goes to the same gym as me. I keep running into him all the time in my area ahaha