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@Camau_k @Kenyans As a parent you have to do the things your kids don't. A parent doesn't have to behave like their kids. All other East African countries are Kenya's kids.

@ignyharaz2 Wewe ni mchele unataka ama ni mathematics utapiga?

We're in modern times na business ni smart and digital, lakini how tf do you want me to buy Pishoro from Mombasa na unasema delivery ni kwangu?

@CharZiyanah @sampilger @Derminhio What about giving him new signings and let him do what he has done best so far.

Sam, why is it so hard to understand why fans have doubts? Surely you must know that there is always context to results? And that the job next season is a different beast? How about the fact that 3 of the 4 matches Carrick failed to win have been in weeks where we’ve played more than 1 match, much like what we’ll face next season? Or what about the low possession counter attacking football we’ve played for the majority of his time? And the memories of Ole as interim?

Manchester United were happy to keep a manager who finished 15th last season, but there are now doubts about keeping a manager whose form since taking over has him in 1st position?

@ChangeA_254 @Kenyans Yeah. They want their fee. It's upon an individual to understand the ground they are purchasing.

@Kenyans Approvals done by the same city hall

You cannot block waterways and then complain about floods - Sakaja

@janetmachuka_ Hata angeiba tv na aende

This story on a houselp poisoning and killing a 4 year old girl due to delayed Kes 6,000 salary has shook me to the core. We really need interrogate the emotional and mental state of the people we bring into our homes. We must go beyond the tasks.

@livescore Yes.

Should Benjamin Šeško's goal have stood? 🤔✋

Kobbie Mainoo ushers us back into the champions league.

@Abdulilu1 4

Which uniform is good for school?

@wambuijoan2024 Maybe he doesn't have any knowledge on business naming and how it should be separate from politics or affiliation. You can lose so many customers since not all buy political slogans you support.

Sasa kwa mfano huyu akiamka apate hii kibanda haiko atalaumu nani?

@AaronWar_ We beat Liverpool today so that you don't see those sims

For anyone tweeting that Man United have guaranteed Champions League next season, that's incorrect.

@TouchlineX Just like Tottenham Hotspur in EPL

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Sevilla FC are now facing a 70% chance of relegation from La Liga, according to Perplexity. They sit 18th with 34 points and just 5 games remaining, and the run-in is brutal: • vs Real Sociedad (8th) • vs Espanyol (12th) • vs Villarreal (3rd) • vs Real Madrid (2nd) • vs Celta Vigo (6th) A historic club on the brink. 😳

Your parents have been married for close to 30 years. You don’t see them as role models for marriage, but two social media couples who got married and divorced in less than two years are making you scared to get married. You see that you don’t have sense.

Manchester united do not have to win or score any goal to qualify for champions league after Brighton loss.

@Gabriel_gunner2 Last one or acting last one? Usimalize mwendo mapema

5 hours later, Emali Total ⛽. Enjoying this one with my last one 🔥

@sholard_mancity I didn't like someone also standing at the exit asking me to issue a receipt of the items I had bought.

Naivas and Quickmart, there’s something strange happening at your stores that many Kenyans can relate to, but few talk about. How does someone walk into your supermarket, go straight to pick milk, pay at the cashier, and then, on the way out, the theft alarm suddenly goes off? Suddenly, everyone is looking at you. Security stops you. Your bags are searched and even humiliated. And for a moment, you’re standing there trying to prove you’re not a thief. Many Kenyans know that feeling. That confusion. That embarrassment. That anger. And what makes it worse is that in many cases, it’s not even because of anything taken from the supermarket. It could be a book bought elsewhere. Shoes bought online, e.g., at Jumia. Earphones from China Square. Yet the alarm still goes off, and you are the one left embarrassed. So what exactly are these systems detecting? And what do you want Kenyans to wear when going to your supermarkets? Because if items bought legally somewhere else can trigger your alarms, then innocent customers are being humiliated for no reason. And supermarkets have CCTV. You can verify what someone picked and paid for. So why is the first response to search and embarrass the customer instead of checking first? A lot of Kenyans have gone through this and kept quiet because it’s embarrassing. But it keeps happening. Many are traumatized to the point that they even avoid certain stores. This is not just about security. It’s about dignity. And customers deserve better.

@KelvinWinsters @ndiritu_michael @AIRTEL_KE Same here. I will only remain with Smarta bundle on phone for calls only.

@hametuku @ndiritu_michael @AIRTEL_KE Same, I want to try Saf this month. I'm done restarting that router from @AIRTEL_KE

Almost all internet providers have increased their package speeds this week. Did Seacom suddenly become generous and give out free bandwidth?

@kipmurkomen The fee wasn't there initially bro

We have today issued a Special Gazette Notice extending the waiver period for fees charged on the replacement of IDs and change of particulars for a further six months. We are committed to ensuring that all citizens can acquire vital identification documents in order to access government services and other opportunities. This move complements other measures spearheaded by H.E. President @WilliamsRuto, including the scrapping of charges for first-time ID applicants and the authentication fee for birth certificates, as well as the removal of extra vetting for border communities. I call on all eligible Kenyans to take advantage of this waiver and register for ID cards.

@KelvinWinsters @ndiritu_michael @AIRTEL_KE I doubt if I will renew my package this month.

@ndiritu_michael @AIRTEL_KE nao became worse

@InsecurityKE Wajir people do not have tarmack roads. They will be coming to the stadium to watch tarmack and go home happy.

What’s the logic behind tarmacking Wajir Stadium? 🙆🏿‍♂️

@murimitimothy25 @sholard_mancity Then ensure you keep your line active by frequently topping up or using any of their services. A company can't change it's rules to make someone happy.

@hametuku @sholard_mancity That doesnt erase the danger of exposing public to scams and theft

A Kenyan by the name Elias Wekesa has taken Safaricom to court, and every Kenyan should pay attention. He says Safaricom deactivated his line after it stayed inactive for a few months, then reassigned it to another person. When he tried using it again, he was met with a shock. The number was gone. Worse, he says he could no longer receive OTPs from his bank and other platforms tied to that number. This case matters because it touches every Kenyan. Because your phone number is no longer just a number. It is tied to your bank account. Your email. Your work accounts. Your private life. The moment that number is handed to someone else, the risks begin. OTPs can go elsewhere. Recovery codes can land in another person’s hands. Account alerts can reach a stranger. That person is not just holding a SIM card. They may be holding access to parts of your digital life. And if they have bad intentions, the damage can be immediate. And for families who have lost loved ones, it cuts even deeper. A parent’s number. A sibling’s number. A loved one’s number. One day, it holds memories. The next day, it belongs to a stranger. This is why Safaricom must be forced to create stronger safeguards before reassigning numbers. Because in today’s world, a phone number is not disposable. It is identity. And identity should never be reassigned without protection.

@dauticn @GovLeeKinyanjui @AaronMutai5 Fear cartels after fearing God in heaven.

@GovLeeKinyanjui @AaronMutai5 Is this meant to ratify the release of the fuel earlier rejected as substandard?

Statement on temporary adjustment of fuel standards