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@hamg0ddess

its not that deep bro

Under These Bitches Skin Katılım Ekim 2011
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hamgoddess@hamg0ddess·
a customer spent $200 in store and goes to me “oh you can probably go home now, youve probably made your target right?” lmao oh sissy, that doesn’t even tickle my hourly targets balls... brave of u to assume $200 is a target 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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my niece has started throwing tantrums and it s just so funny to watch cos my sister has met her match 🤣
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was going to call in sick today but then remembered we’re having pay reviews so better not lol
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i started playing the sims again and now I hate my job again. Everyday I’m mentally fighting myself not to call in sick and stay home to play
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hamgoddess@hamg0ddess·
wait but who actually has time to complain about personalised number plates? Lol
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Mf didn’t even get out of his car
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So my ubereats driver cancelled my order cos I didn’t answer (I’m in a meeting at work) but I left instructions to leave it by the door… Um wtf he didn’t even come up to the door
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hamgoddess@hamg0ddess·
Tesla drivers give off major Prius and aqua vibes.
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hamgoddess@hamg0ddess·
not the pigs posting about how they can’t strike lol shut up u guys do fuck all anyway
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hamgoddess@hamg0ddess·
life has been so peaceful since I stopped gaf about a lot of things purrrr 💁🏽‍♀️
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hamgoddess@hamg0ddess·
saw someone post about how their baby passed away, and it makes me scared to have kids. Like losing a parent was hard, I cannot imagine losing a child. My heart breaks for her. Poor girl.
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hamgoddess@hamg0ddess·
morena to everyone except for the fucking pigs 🐷 👮🏻👮🏻‍♀️👮🏻‍♂️x
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hamgoddess@hamg0ddess·
ok my family members need to chill on having babies. The aunties are suffering. Cost of living has increased, please we’re facing financial hardship atm baby factories need to go on annual leave
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I’m allgood with cleaning it’s therapeutic but in this heat? Cannot stand it
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moving sucks. Not only do u have to clean the new place you’re moving into but u also gotta clean the old place ffs
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flat packs will be the death of me. Absolutely pmo
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@giantkilla_274 lol nah neither they were all good. We hired another guy 🇱🇰 and he sucked so bad he left just before he completed his 3 months with us 🤣
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my old manager who quit & I took over his role added me on Facebook & said congrats lol I KNOW WE HAVE A RAT AT WORK & I will find out who’s feeding him info 🤣
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