alan

// cw healed sh + visibly underweight body alan headcanons plus follo for comparison

@COLOSSObySTILZA don't you know anything about me

@COLOSSObySTILZA i'd prefer a rock band

ANYONE HAVE A MARIACHI BAND FOR HIRE

@COLOSSObySTILZA wtf

@hammertoska I LOVE YOUR FLAT BUTT

my boyfriend hates me

@COLOSSObySTILZA i don't see a bookmark ?

@hammertoska LIKED RETWEETED AND BOOKMARKED AS AN APOLOFY

@COLOSSObySTILZA well why'd you order a product from the mean factory if you knew what you were gonna get

@hammertoska You’re so MEAN it’s like you came from the MEAN FACTORY

AM I BEAUTIFUL BE HONEST PEOPLE TELL ME WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME AESTHETICALLY!!

@n_rthstr i'd have gay dreams in primary school about you

Would I be an ugly guy be honest

Took you long enough

@AUGGIEZTHREADZ oh i'm so up

@hammertoska If.f you're up for aa a few hours of me bartering.g my ass off and.d visiting aa a few.w hospitals then th, yyou can ride shotgun?. I'd let you have the wheel but I thhink you, Ii I think I owe you a ride for driving me around the last time I visited you n Neve,,

Errands t run,, I'm.m loading up the jeep if.f any.yone wants to tag along. ^^

its Thinking About You Thursday. i'm thinking about you

@COLOSSObySTILZA im joking of course you are

@hammertoska oh.

i get lowkey maternal for the hb always doin some dumb shit on the game. like no baby dont flank its dangerous come home

choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something

@AUGGIEZTHREADZ mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hmmmmh. Nnnnnnnmnnnfmfnrrnrnmmm

at the missing you factory and they just gave me a raise

this is sick btw

if I had a gf I would feed her grapes and manually fan her

@AUGGIEZTHREADZ now i wanna come down even more

August Alan Neve Butch Follo stay up North ple.ease I have to get rid of of me bbefore anyone gets.s back I think it's about my time. I th. ohhhh im so it's over I can.n never show my face again thats.s sofuckin g pathetic oooo oo