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@hammertoska

i'm NOT THE HAMMERRRR | unserious roleplay of the guy from ch. 124, 16+

north ward Katılım Mayıs 2025
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alan@hammertoska·
// cw healed sh + visibly underweight body alan headcanons plus follo for comparison
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alan@hammertoska·
my boyfriend hates me
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alan@hammertoska·
@COLOSSObySTILZA well why'd you order a product from the mean factory if you knew what you were gonna get
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@n_rthstr i'd have gay dreams in primary school about you
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Follo.!!@AUGGIEZTHREADZ·
@hammertoska If.f you're up for aa a few hours of me bartering.g my ass off and.d visiting aa a few.w hospitals then th, yyou can ride shotgun?. I'd let you have the wheel but I thhink you, Ii I think I owe you a ride for driving me around the last time I visited you n Neve,,
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Follo.!!@AUGGIEZTHREADZ·
Errands t run,, I'm.m loading up the jeep if.f any.yone wants to tag along. ^^
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Mo@fruitpibble·
its Thinking About You Thursday. i'm thinking about you
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Witch@witchwounds·
i get lowkey maternal for the hb always doin some dumb shit on the game. like no baby dont flank its dangerous come home
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Merriam-Webster@MerriamWebster·
choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something
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Follo.!!@AUGGIEZTHREADZ·
Hmmmmh. Nnnnnnnmnnnfmfnrrnrnmmm
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hunter@3gpmh·
at the missing you factory and they just gave me a raise
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۟@SkiesWhimpers·
if I had a gf I would feed her grapes and manually fan her
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Follo.!!@AUGGIEZTHREADZ·
August Alan Neve Butch Follo stay up North ple.ease I have to get rid of of me bbefore anyone gets.s back I think it's about my time. I th. ohhhh im so it's over I can.n never show my face again thats.s sofuckin g pathetic oooo oo
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