Henry Hammond

I'm with @FSFP in support of upholding Seattle's living wage law against corporate claims of constitutional rights. ow.ly/O2YUO

After 800 years, it's time to reboot Dante's Inferno to have fewer circles and more relevant sins bit.ly/1Jo6AFw

Eat up Boston! twitter.com/annasboston/st…

My latest humor article: looks at the Technology Circles of Hell ow.ly/3xLxBA #TechHell

I wish there was a breath mint for some people's personality.

PITCH: Remake of "12 Angry Men," except all 12 are Hulks.

Clickbait for Accountants bit.ly/1EPcfEq via @TheHiggsWeldon

@henryalford "If you're a pedant about someone not knowing the word pedant, does that make you a meta-pedant?" L.O.L., and thank you

@snwp beans & rice? #alumparent

@K_Adrian my fave: "The Granola of My Bananas"

@K_Adrian So...now you have your very own wheelhouse!

@K_Adrian wow. Slush now married w/food = Kim's wheelhouse

New article: Brian Wiliams’ Other Apologies, humor via @hothotphone ow.ly/3x9paV

@K_Adrian Slush needed a champion!

My son is so lazy he asked, "How do you spell lazy?" And my wife spelled out his name.