Hank (Satire) as this world is a Fxxking Joke!

@____selah Traffic lights

name a humiliation ritual neurodivergent people are expected to accept as “normal“

If Ricky Gervais is the Ferrari of Comedians what car is Rosie Jones?

@TheLiberal_ie What are the odds….?????? 839999 questions not a single answer

This is the type of thrash that Irish children are being taught in school. Just a totally normal Irish family of two gay men and their Pakistani son 🤷🏻‍♂️

@NewEmergingKing The world needs more King Randall’s! 🙌

Our boys are learning real trades with our program. Every lesson is free, every skill builds confidence, and every young man we teach becomes stronger for it. We’re building men who’ll keep America working, thriving & proud. 👊🏾🇺🇸

@thisbrowngeek @basilthegreat They haven’t failed. They’re are doing exactly what they planned and destroying the country… Now why are all previously civilised nations doing it simultaneously? Who is really in charge?

I'm a brown dude, born and raised in London, lived here my whole life. I totally agree with the caller, she is saying it how it is. London used to be a safe, beautiful city. We used to play outside until 11pm without mobile phones etc, and we all felt safe. Now? It's the total opposite. Our government has failed us, and Sadiq Khan has destroyed London. I truly used to love London, but now it has become something vile.

🚨ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIC CALL🚨 A London woman calls in and cries her eyes out in desperation "WE'RE NOT RACIST WE'RE PETRIFIED" "WHAT ARE THESE POLITICIANS DOING TO US. THEY'RE PUTTING EVERYONE IN DANGER" "I DON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT A MAN" - My local shop has had 3 stabbings. 1 Murder. - My friend was murdered last year - A girl I know was murdered in the park - I'm begging my son to leave the country - My cousin was murdered "OUR FRIENDS. OUR FAMILY ARE DYING"

@NewEmergingKing The world needs more people like you. Desperately. Thank you for all that you do.

At a city planning meeting where normally only a handful of people show up, we had over 200 citizens packed the room. The director said in his 30 years, he’s never seen it that big or that diverse. Regular folks — young, old, Black, white — all showed up to put their vision for the city on record. History.

@RupertLowe10 Who is responsible???

Legal immigration is a far bigger problem than illegal immigration. Stop the boats, deport the illegals, secure the border. But don't be distracted from the larger challenge. Mass immigration, both legal and illegal, must be reversed.

@JeremyClarkson Can you call out the government spraying the skies and attacking farming?

Exactly a year ago, we opened the Farmer’s Dog to back British farming. Today, there are 146 people on the payroll and I’d like to thank every single one of them for making it such a roaring success.

@ThrillaRilla369 Charge power packs at work.. charge home devices from said power packs whilst at home. Cold showers.. Oven switched off at the spur.. have to reset the clock each time I use it 🤣

Drop your most UNHINGED way to stretch a dollar. I’m not talking about getting Costco gas or skipping a soda when you eat out… I want SAVAGE.

@ScarcityStudios So a foreigner..????

A police officer from Hatfield who stole a woman’s underwear from a home he was searching has been jailed. PC Marcin Zielinski, 47 was jailed for 4 months this week.

@KingPMoney No. You chose the wrong friend.

Answer this honestly… You’re playing a game show. The plot twists and you now have to rely on your friend to get 4 out of 5 questions right to win 1 million, if they get 3 right you’ll only get 30k They only get 3 right Would you be upset with them?

@RupertLowe10 Australia is doomed also.. as is Japan… as is Canada… why did all previously civilised countries suddenly open borders and print trillions to replace natives at exactly the same time….? ??? And WHO IS RESPONSIBLE?

Smashing the gangs will do nothing. More gangs will come, and it will repeat again and again and again. The ONLY way to stop the boats is through removing incentives and establishing a proper deterrent. The Australian way. Nobody who lands illegally stays. Nobody.

@stwater I received a message to say my water would be brown and dirty 3 weeks ago… I still cannot drink the tap water.. it literally smells like human faeces.. Is there a justifiable reason why I am paying to drink human shit??

@shell062598 You chose… unwisely..

I can feel myself rotting…👵🏻🤦🏻‍♀️😜🤣🖤

@J7healthJaveno How do we get more people like you in this world? Do you have time to train others to be as kind and empathetic as you? You are an angel doing what you do 🙌

Ste is a full time wheelchair user…today he did 15 pull ups unbelievable

@NetZeroWatch More money laundering then..

As part of a £50 million project to reduce the carbon footprint of the Palm House and its sister Waterlily House to net zero, the gas boilers in Kew Gardens’ Victorian-era hothouse will be replaced with heat pumps and all 16,000 glass panes upgraded to improve energy efficiency. #CostOfNetZero

@TRobinsonNewEra Who is responsible for it happening…?

"In all of world history, there has never been a civilization that has so opened it's doors to another civilization that is openly hostile to it...

@iamtomskinner How do we compete against a treasonous government who has sold out hard working natives? It’s only getting worse 😞

I love this country. I’ll never leave it. But I can’t blame the people who do. Today, I got a phone call that knocked me for six. One of my oldest pals, like a brother to me. someone I’ve known since we were two years old… he’s shutting down his bricklaying firm. A proper grafting business that employed good, honest lads. And he’s moving to Dubai with his wife and two young kids. I knew this was coming for a little while. He had his home broken into whilst him and his family was asleep back in December last year. And I know he has recently had his vans broken into. I know he is a proud Brit. And loves this country. And his is leaving Not because he wants to. But because he has to. It’s safer. Cleaner. Less tax. More opportunity for him and his family. And I get that. He tried convincing me to join him, he’s not the first one thay has to be fair, and I get it. I really do. This ain’t the first. Truth is, I’m not exaggerating when I say at least 10 of my mates have packed up and moved abroad with their families in the last 18 months. Good people. Hard workers. The kind of people who made Britain what it is. And every time I wave one of them off, it breaks my heart a little bit more. Because I love this country. I love the people, the culture, the graft, the humour, the community, the pubs, the football, the fish and chips, the freezing cold beach holidays in July. It’s home. It’s my home. But something’s gone wrong. The cost of living. The feeling of being let down. The constant battles just to get by. It’s wearing people down. They’ve had enough. I’ll stay and keep fighting for this country until my last breath. I believe in it. I believe in the people. I’ll shout about what’s right, and I’ll call out what’s wrong. And there is millions just like me, I know it. Because if we all leave, who’s left to fix it? But if you’ve left or you’re thinking about it…. I don’t blame you for one second. You’ve got to do what’s best for your family. And that’s nothing to be ashamed of. Just know this: you’re not alone. And if you ever come back, I’ll be here… pint in hand, door always open. Still carrying on. Let’s build a Britain people don’t feel they have to leave. That’s the dream. Bosh🇬🇧❤️

@BGatesIsaPyscho I spent years wanting a Tyco Rebound 😩

What is the best toy ever made?

@TJiMTS Thank you for your help!

No definitely not unfortuntely Deposit and mortgage repayments are considered capital - they are not expenses (you put down 40k in exchange for 40k equity in the property, there's no loss as you get the money back upon sale). Mortgage INTEREST is the expense that you can claim against, as you actually lose that money.

Working from home? Want to claim part of your rent, bills or mortgage? Whether you’re PAYE, self-employed or run a limited company, here’s what you can and can’t claim (and how to avoid a big trap) RT to help a friend. 🧵