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If you can do one thing for me tonight, sign the petition 👇🏾 petition.parliament.uk/petitions/5542… It’s time we put party politics aside and worked together to find a long-term sustainable solution to child food poverty in the UK. Implement the 3 asks. I appreciate you all ♥️

Just found out that we’ve been messing with the same girl 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

We don’t skip 2000s R&B in this car

@decentpatter @Athomasson1 100% something you’d do

Disaster, absolutely tragic to watch

Looking at expensive houses on Rightmove is the adult equivalent of circling all the things you wish you could buy in the Argos catalogue.

Who the FUCKS got a yella toilet seat 😭😭😭

@TLOPumi @n0rtherntw4t @iamlottierowe

Omg best magic trick I’ve EVER seen

Your favs were found shaking twitter.com/tonyisuncool/s…

Here’s some of the good news from 2018

*Postcode lottery advert: “Somebody’s knocking at the door” My brain: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Me: SOMEBODYS RINGING THA BELLLLLLLLL

*Gets up to leave* My brain: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Me - Right!

Me: *in assembly in year 5* My brain: Dont sing it Dont sing it Dont sing it Dont sing it Dont sing it Me: GIVE ME OIL IN MY LAMP KEEP ME BURNING

Slug to the heed 😂😂😂

Big Kelly wae the bright ideas

There must be more to life than being excited to go to your bed after work every night