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A year ago today I found a penis pump inside of a wall cavity of my house.

Just bought an 8 pack of @FeverTreeMixers Ginger Ale, one of the cans is still entirely sealed but completely empty?? 🙃

@ElectricBikeCo I have tried submitting a support ticket and contacting on Instagram to no avail, after waiting 3 months I finally received my e-bike last week but no charger was included. I should’ve received the Power Boost charger in my order (# 1204508) - plz reach out to me

@elonmusk has a micro penis, probably.

Congratulations to Isabel Harlan, civil engineer & project manager, who's been selected as one of @ADSK_Construc’s 40 Under 40: Champions of Construction 2021 for her contributions and leadership in the Architecture, Engineering and Construction industry! hatch.com/About-Us/News-…

Proud of you @D_Izzy_1!!!

@KansasGas @CityofMissionKS there is a definite natural gas smell in the area near the Starbucks on Johnson Dr - not sure where it was coming from but I noticed it in the air as soon as I got out of my vehicle.

Tell me you’ve led a privileged life without telling me you’ve led a privileged life 🙄

@travisakers Ted is literally the guy on the Titanic who dresses in a skirt and grabs someone's baby to secure a seat on the lifeboat...then tosses the baby over board to make the food last longer...

1. Everyone should know about what @kroger, the nation's largest supermarket chain, is doing to make sure their frontline employees don't make a few extra bucks an hour This is a company which had $3 BILLION in profit in the first 3 quarters of 2020 popular.info/p/immoral-haza…

The US? Yes, the US.

Big day for complete sentences.

Dear politicians/political influencers: When you tweet about my father’s birthday, remember that he was resolute about eradicating racism, poverty & militarism. Encourage & enact policies that reflect your birthday sentiments. Here’s the authentic #MLK:

If inclusivity is truly the goal, then “his/her” should be replaced with “their”. Cc: @procoretech @ProcoreOrg @ProcoreSupport @tooeyprocore

Procore has a significant amount of content available on their website advocating for inclusion in the construction industry, but then ignores their own message with the unnecessary use of binary gender pronouns in the auto-generated emails from their software?

The ransacked office of the Senate Parliamentarian:

Just our luck that this is the one country we won’t send the military into to restore democracy

What. In. The. Fuck.

Any media source's headline that doesn't include a phrase like "Terrorists Take over US Capitol" aids anti-democratic forces. These are not protesters and this is not just a riot.