sara lee like the bread

My uber driver is watching a YouTube video while driving 80mph but I hate confrontation. Help.

Sometime being a Karen pays off

Can someone confirm or deny if rabbits feet keychains were real or fake

Don’t use @Airbnb . It’s trash. Use @vrbo

@Airbnb takes down honest reviews of hosts to deceive potential guests

I don’t think you can make incest jokes when you actually dated your stepbrother.

Everyone is so impressed by authenticity but what if someone is authentically shitty.

I can’t be the only one that finds everything about the weekend (Abel) annoying

@JasmineChiangg UR A STAR

I’ll be doing press/media interviews for ALGS all weekend. Please tag me in any content you come across! I want to show my mom 🤣

Life hack: treat Thursdays like they’re fridays

PSA: you don’t need to post an IG story every time you book a vacation

All 100 of Elon’s spawn children must be so embarrassed.

This is now officially a keke Stan account

True equity would be making white people work today.

I don’t need everyone that has ever had TikTok, to post an IG story of their TikTok not working.

Influencers now know what it feels like to be laid off.

@JasmineChiangg @pizzahut I’ll be there

.@pizzahut y’all like esports? Me + 30K hungry gamers will be in Sapporo, Japan on Jan 29 - Feb 2 for the ALGS world championship 👀

Is it so hard to find capable Americans that don’t have a history of sexual assault? The answer seems to be yes.

Mark Zuckerberg, no matter how much money you have, you will always be a loser that no one likes.

Fighting over AQI with my boyfriend via iMessage from separate rooms feels 2020 coded