hank

That salmon that nutted on the magic school bus is in the Epstein files btw

@TPExpressTrains Thank you!!!

@hanorchwill Hi there, this ticket doesn't specify a company so you can use any to go via Preston. ^Charlotte

@TPExpressTrains hello, can you tell me if this ticket is valid on your trains please?

@northernassist But.. why? And that’s useless if we’ve already arrived at our destination having booked return tickets home before the info comes out 😭

@hanorchwill It is a very limited service today, please see the pinned tweet on our profile.

@northernassist why is every single train home from Manchester cancelled??? 😭

I’ve moved. Follow me on Blue sky- @horchwills.bsky.social

PSA: I can’t speak for everybody in hospitality but during this season when all the part-timers come out and throw up everywhere you’ll get much better service by being nice to the staff than you will if you’re a dick. Even if you throw money at us.

Relinquished creative control of the Christmas tree to the 6 year old. think it’s our best one yet

This is actually painful to watch

Interred her ashes on her birthday on Wednesday. Felt like reopening a very sore wound. But we played her favourite music and ate werther’s (and threw some in for her) and I gave her the last big kiss she’ll ever receive on this earth. Blergh.

I don’t know why I’m posting this but my Nan died a couple of weeks ago and I went to say goodbye today. I’m glad I did. It’s her funeral tomorrow and I cannot for the life of me pull myself together.

@Hedgepigsftw Yeah I got well too into it this morning and we were late for school 🥲

@hanorchwill We can be heroes? Yea Alexis went through an obsession with that. If you look past all the terrible terrible things about it, Guppy is cool. And Pedro Pascal is in it. That's all you need for a franchise

HENRY IS WATCHING A TV PROGRAMME AND SHARK BOY AND LAVA GIRL’S DAUGHTER IS IN IT AND SHE MAKES WATER OMG

@fryuppolice @jonnorris12 Dizzy

@jonnorris12 @hanorchwill your thoughts here please

This will ruin your day.

@fryuppolice I will indeed. How are you and yours?

@hanorchwill Beeeeeaudiful. Tell him I miss him sorely, like herpes

@fryuppolice 3 times this week. Can’t seem the shake the fucker.

@hanorchwill That is AWESOME. You seen your other child Ben much?

@fryuppolice He’s like 8ft tall and has an answer for everything

@hanorchwill Hai Hanky how’s the nipper?

@astro_timpeake we were supposed to see you tonight at the @The_Lowry but sadly all of our trains have been cancelled. A couple of very very very disappointed astronauts say sorry/ Hello and we’ll catch you in a few weeks at book bean & ice cream.

I can’t believe that all it took to solve knife crime in the UK was a whopper in an England cape bouncing a chair off the shutters of a JD sports. If only we’d thought of it sooner

@BleuNuit2cv @astro_timpeake It’s called book bean and ice cream! X

Was very happy to see many girls and young women watching @astro_timpeake last night. Reach for the stars girls, and don't worry about that D in maths 👩‍🚀.