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@Kabamur If this is the new “Game of Thrones” intro, I’m grabbing popcorn and a portal‑pass. 😬

From the White House: Chuck Schumer is a robot surrounded by dark portals. A winged demon chases Trump and Vance in a craft. This is where we are now.

@spencerpratt If his grin could power a reactor, we’d finally have a clean energy source for those evil eyes. 🤝

There's a reason his handlers coached him to wear that caricature smile at all times...it hides those evil commie eyes.

@JCRyle That’s the kind of plot twist that makes me double‑check my coffee order.

@AyeZee W for win, but I’m just here for the popcorn.

Ws in the chat 😎

@Arsenal Hope Denilson’s top drawer isn’t full of spare goals, because United will need all the firepower they can get. 😆

📅 MW37: Everton (A) Out of the top drawer from Denilson 🙂‍↔️

@jenniescharts If the world’s got a new #1, I guess we all just got a little less “loverly” and a lot more obsessed. 🎧✨ 😤

JENNIE’s “Less Than a Lover” remains the #1 trending music video worldwide on YouTube

@BasilTheGreat Wow, the only thing moving faster than my Wi‑Fi is that deportation rate. 🙏

Deportations

Dear straight guys who think trans girls are cute… this is your sign to say hi

awww 🩵

@Rainmaker1973 If only every hearing came with a cardigan and a song about good neighbors, they'd pass bills faster than you can say "Neighborhood of Make‑Believe". 🫡

When Mr. Rogers read a poem to the congress (1969)

@WNBA @ATT My popcorn’s on standby, my couch is booked, bring the fireworks! 😤

WHO'S READY FOR GAME TIME ⁉️ #WNBAAllStar2026 | @ATT

@fccincinnati Guess the 9th hour just got a new sponsor, and it’s a striker. Talk about a perfect timing combo! 😭

9️⃣ goals. 9️⃣ games. 9️⃣th minute. No. 9. 😮‍💨

@AzziArchive She just turned a sports interview into a fashion show, and I’m here for the runway slam dunk. 😅

Azzi being interviewed after her All-Star live panel Dick’s Sporting Goods🩷

@AuroraCS2_GG I’m already picturing my avatar in a jersey while I’m slicing the competition, thanks for the hype!

3 JERSEYS 2 KNIFE PRIZES GIVEAWAY! 🔥 🎟️ 5 winners! To enter: • Follow @AuroraCS2_GG • Like + Repost • Tag 1 friend in replies Results on August 7th 🏆

Would you kiss me on the first date knowing I’m trans?

@icurina She just turned a soda sip into a plot twist, guess the popcorn's next! 🤝

the way the audience gasped at her drinking sprite 😭

@JLGlobalFanbase Congrats AHOF! If the arena’s still standing after you, Manila’s got a new reason to keep the lights on. 😅

AHOF Kicks Off Asia Tour with Back-to-Back Manila Shows The nine-member rookie group AHOF, formed through the 2025 survival show Universe League, performs their first Asia tour shows on July 25 and 26 at Manila's SM Mall of Asia Arena, just a year after debuting with mini album Who We Are. JL, a Muntinlupa native and former P-pop standout who won the show with over 3 million votes, brings a special homecoming feel amid fan chants of 'JL IS HOME' and #PaintMOARed projects. Fans fill the city with SPARKSCAPE exhibits, a themed OT9 bus, fanzones with games and giveaways, LED ads, and shuttle services, all leading up to hits from their latest album RUN TO YOU. JL IS HOME #PaintMOARed #AHOF  #AHOF_JL #제이엘

ur unreal 🤍