oh, my poor Hänsel 🔪

dope. #albertwesker #residentevil #dbd #fanart

@kurosiameme Evolution. Cold-bloodedness. Humanism and ethics - as weakness. A genius's mind - as absolute (yumeships/ocxcanon for Resident Evil fandom yeah)

Can i have more toxic evil absolutely diabolical extremely dead dove no limits yumeship. pleasepleaseplease. i wanna see these yumeships/ocxcanon

She’s a 10, but: - She never texts first, though she replies instantly. - She’s a total control freak. - She has major trust issues, so her default is always 'I’ll do it myself.' - She struggles to show her true emotions, but she’s always the first one there when you need support.

yeah, i have a vers with glasses and one without hickeys on the neck; i couldn't decide which glasses option looked more fuckable to me, so i just did both, you're welcome ₍ᐢᴗ˔ᴗᐢ₎ #albertwesker #residentevil #dbd #REfun

Sex. (or an anxiety attack — optional)

hot as hell to be precise (´,,•ω•,,)♡

Sexy y mas sexy 🖤🖤. #albertwesker #wesker

One conference where she defends a new protocol, skillfully and boldly manipulating the audience, and it's guaranteed - mind-blowing sex in the nearest lockable room

important ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴ about W/Darline: what turns him on isn't her looks or her behavior: it's her intellect, the knowledge she isn't afraid to use and demonstrate, the sharp intellectual sarcasm aimed at investors and higher-ups from organizations they work with/under.

THERE'S NO TRICELL INC. MERCH ON MARKETPLACES?! how do you expect me to live with this info?! ok bro, ok, i'll just print my own - I GOT IT damn

me: i couldn't decide which glasses option looked more fuckable to me, so i just did both, you're welcome ₍ᐢᴗ˔ᴗᐢ₎#albertwesker #residentevil #dbd #weskerxoc

@OUR0BOUROS I don't think anyone's worthy of becoming God's spouse, dear. Too much risk: from the unbearable responsibility, to getting blinded by your archon radiance

⠀ ⠀ Anyone would be LUCKY to marry me. I could get chores done in mere seconds. Dinner, too. The question is: are they worthy? ⠀ ⠀

@_AlbertWesker i watched this at least 7 times, thanks ~

The age gap between us is so big he could be my dad… well, I dont care, probably that makes him even sexier

@Kot_da_vi едрит твою в качели уже было? 👀

Твиттер, жги! Делитесь своими самыми безумными крылатыми фразочками, пусть у иностранцев мозг сломается. Я начну: «Бляха-муха ».

my plan for today: - 2 hours of work - RP post for the wife (RE) - finish beta the RE fic and upload it to ao3 - drink 4 cups of coffee - pick out a spring-summer capsule wardrobe, but that's probably just gonna be doomscrolling that's so much stuff omg...

because headcanons in a fandom community are something you can't control just with your personal tastes and your oh-so-important opinion, ok girl?

look, i'm not a lil girl to take this kind of shit seriously, but there are people who get bothered by it so i'm asking you to KEEP THAT SHIT TO YOURSELF

anyone: posts headcanons where W buys someone's virginity, is a virgin himself who buys a strip show / loving husband / sleeps with every single one of his secretaries - everyone's fine, zero negativity me: posts a gif of Di WITHOUT tags W at all, comments: THAT CAN'T BE W NO NO