John Cowan

@barstoolspringb You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make a drink

@barstoolspringb God why is this not my job

@That_Hurts This is actually a peaceful protest

Seems like 49er fans didn’t learn their lesson… Opposing fans seen at the Rocky statue this morning chanting “Brocky” 🫢

Chicago Chief Snelling with some sound advice to “legal observers!” 🔥

Instead of facts, the media pushed shameless propaganda. That’s why Americans don’t trust them. Watch for yourself:

“Yes, that ICE agent in Minnesota was defending himself. What the hell is wrong with y’all? What wasn’t y’all watching? Was our ass swatching the same video? And why was she blocking off the street?” An overwhelming majority of Americans have common sense 🔥👇🏼

Anti-Ice protestors are just out there exercising their constitutional right to assemble. In no way do they impede federal law enforcement. Not one bit. They are a peaceful people. 🕊️ (Stustustudioinsta)

Example 7492 why I love this company

Check out Southwest Hand & Home on Nextdoor: nextdoor.com/page/southwest…

I’m coming for my job at barstool. @Return_Of_RB you have disrespected Dave and the brand. I want your job! @BarstoolBigCat @barstoolsports @stoolpresidente

@JeffNadu Nadu. I’m new. I’m going to get Rico to get fired or quit. I’m coming for his job. Do I have your support? I would like to do an interview with you regarding that fat boi

Having some drinks… ask me anything Go

As of tomorrow all @barstoolsports employees are put on notice. #imcoming @Return_Of_RB you’re my number one target fat boi. Looking like you mantis ate you. I’ll give you 4 Reese’s to quit now. @stoolpresidente

I am dedicating 10 posts on X per day, 3 on instagram per day, as well as a 20 minute YouTube video everyday. I’m doing this as a 30 day challenge to prove to @barstoolsports that I am worthy. This is my dream job. I’ll prove it.

I’m an absolute nobody will a very tiny digital footprint. But I will promise you I am the craziest wildest, most confident, insecure, emotional mass of a man that anyone has ever seen. I love to gamble every single day on every single sport doesn’t matter. @BarstoolBigCat

I hate my job and I’m willing to do anything to never go back. @stoolpresidente

@BarstoolBigCat @stoolpresidente That fat boi @Return_Of_RB doesn’t respect this opportunity. I just lived with the devil for the last three weeks. Rico gets to work with a God. He has no idea what a blessing he is in. I would love to take that away from him.

@BarstoolBigCat @stoolpresidente I’ll make @Return_Of_RB break right now on his live stream and end it before the game is over. If I do give me a job? Give me a chance? Anything. Barstool is my dream job. I’ll come be your personal handyman. I’ll do anything.

@BarstoolBigCat @stoolpresidente I’m a 30 dad. I have a 1 year old son. I just worked a 76 hour week an 84 hour week and just clocked out of an 88 hour week of construction project management. Barstool is my dream job. I live in Tempe but will move my family tomorrow. Anything!

@BarstoolBigCat @stoolpresidente @Return_Of_RB I can make Rico break and turn his stream off before the end of the Alabama Arizona game that’s currently going . If I do you promise me a job. I hate my job. I’m 30 years old and I wanna quit. My dream my dream job is barstool

@BarstoolBigCat I bet you I can get Rico to do a full freak out on his stream right now before the end of the game. I’m a 30-year-old Dad who hates his job and wants to quit on Monday. Have no history in the Internet business. I’ve never even made a video and put on the Internet.