addy🦝

i’ve been abusing the photo capture feature on my switch ever since i bought tomodachi life living the dream

Wearing a Menards shirt to Menards like I'm attending a concert

Every time I hear The Kill I wish for a world where Jared Leto didn't turn out the way he did

i understand I’ve hardly tweeted in Several Months but i am still Hot and Funny and deserve Attention so Please give it to me

oh ok, nobody supports gay rights anymore

rent due, car payment due, what’s next? fat ass tax? this is too much

this is fucking SENDING ME

I could fuck up a chicken case idea rn

guys we can’t let anything happen to Stevie Nicks please let’s brainstorm and figure something out put your thinking caps on

What’s your phone number let me guess poop poop poop - poop poop poop poop

boyfriend got confused when i said my nipples get hard after i sneeze ? does no one else get that ? (granted my nipples were not affected by top surgery)

Bo’s last ride… We took our guy all the way to Wrestlemania inside a sacred wrestling artifact. Thank you to the best in the world @cmpunk.

will never forget the feeling of seeing bo’s name on his jacket. we had absolutely no idea he was doing that and it meant the fucking world to me.

the way i wish you all could have just witnessed the angle in which i did my latest subq injection… after 7 years, you really just have to get creative

Maybe the elephant likes being in the room

ngl coconut water tastes like it’s been in someone else’s mouth

>pointless war in the middle east >economy is in shambles >tiger woods is in the news on some bullshit Welcome back late 2000s

he looks like David Spade playing Joe Exotic

Source tells me Chuck is stable. Please god