Gary Parmenter

"Sunderland put a better ball in for Woltemade than we have all season." The Black Cats take Tyne-Wear derby bragging rights, and Newcastle fans are not happy... It's... Fan Denial. 18+ GambleAware | #SAFC

Here's K.Badenoch, who thinks an autism diagnosis entails "economic advantages and protections". She also queries providing school transport for autistic kids & has no idea what neurodiversity/divergence are, and why they have abs nothing to do with, say, anxiety. Pls retweet

We see you, @justinkluivert 🤫

🚨🍒 EXCLUSIVE: Bournemouth agree deal to sign Brazilian striker Evanilson from Porto, here we go! Deal in place for package worth €47m for Brazilian forward to be the replacement for Solanke. Porto also has 10% sell-on clause. Medical tests booked, Evanilson travels soon.

@Damo1977 😏

Football Facts that sound fake but are actually TRUE. A THREAD:

I mean come on....how could anyone possibly fool these people twice

Rishi Sunak - The Movie🇺🇸

Spending the whole week telling everyone that ‘a good big man beat a good small man’

HAHAHAHAHA

The ref going home to this later on...

Joseph Parker, with a little help from Take That, calling out Dillian Whyte for a rematch today ‼️ Absolutely brilliant 🤣 🎬 @joeboxerparker / Kerry Russell #JosephParker | #DillianWhyte | #BoxingFans

Gosh, this sounds terrible. Imagine losing 70% of your customers overnight……. 🤔 Or do we think someone might be being slightly economical with the truth? Let’s dig in! 🧵 1/12

Is this one of the best songs ever written?! 🤔 @tearsforfears 💙

Clueless as ever, @JimWhite on @talkSPORT: "Imagine if Nike, tinkered with the flag on a Brazil shirt!" Yeah, imagine...

A playful update to the collar to unite and inspire #England #Nike

For those who've not seen it, here's a video showcasing the Red Dwarf Starbug LEGO Idea bit.ly/bobsvintageTik… The set reached 10,000 supporters on LEGO Ideas(fans submit their creations to be voted on with the hopes of becoming official sets) but sadly wasn't chosen.

@Damo1977 I remember the truck with the HIAB. Wasn’t clever enough for Technic though 🥴