Sarcastic Sweetheart 😘

Don't think you know what is going on with someone based on tweets. We wear masks here too...

There's 2 types of people... the quick and you wondering where your fries went.

Imagine being on your period, going through perimenopause, and having to deal with men all at the same time. Women are superheroes because fuck that!

@Camel_Crushin Been there. Done that. Rode the ride and I did not even get a lousy T-shirt. I'm off the roller coaster now. Not that you asked.But now you know.... life is beautiful again. Cheers 🥂😘😂

@tommy_charm Looks almost as good as my pork loin. Lol. What was dessert 🍨?

Dinner time 😋😋😋

Don’t waste energy explaining to those unwilling to listen.

Happy Friday. 😘

I am not the friend that will check on you daily. However, I am the friend who will fight for you, or be your cheerleader or whatever you need me to be. We don't have to talk on the daily. I still got you!

@urmumsausername @dexteristwisted All of mine that are words and no boobs. Lol

No, don't show me the popular tweets. I want to see the ones that are unloved, overlooked, and hidden by the algorithm. Show me the outsider and outcast tweets.

Why are you…as an adult over 40…leaving the house after 6pm? That’s straight up madness.

@_ladygooch The twins!

Give ya one guess… well two

@urmumsausername Hiiiiiii my beautiful friend! I hope all is well 💜

I've blocked all the idiots so, if you're seeing this, well done you! please say hi! 😊💜😉👋

When a girl keeps staring at you, there are two things involved: either she likes you, or she is farting slowly.

@tommy_charm @garbage_pailtm 100 checking in

@garbage_pailtm Same 90, no tattoos

90 no tats

You don't need to keep any memories if you are honest.

The reason I talk to myself is because I am the only one whose answers I trust.

Life would be a mistake without the internet.

@KennethMurphy01 Hiiiiìii

@happymilly1 Can I say Hi?

I should be asleep but the moon called and demanded my presence.... Goodnight once more 😘

So I had zero intention of being up for the eclipse. I was peacefully sleeping. My body woke up. Guess I'll watch yet another one. Apparently the universe and I are connected. Cheers 🥂

@CrudeRudy 😂😂

@happymilly1 I have things to say. It's just that nobody wants to read them.

I'm still here. I just haven't had anything to say.