Kevin Miller

@WilliamYou76140 @ILA_NewsX @elonmusk Except you can make this up. You just did.

@ILA_NewsX @elonmusk

The murderous indoctrination needs to stop now

The Republican post-election plan:

@anothercohen “Our government asks a restaurant chain to help it plan for disasters” is not the flex you think it is.

Waffle House has a Storm Center with an entire operations team that is so good at their job they assist FEMA during hurricanes. The European mind cannot comprehend this

I better go superviral for this...

Tweeting my first tweet in ??? just so I can use “cisgender” as a slur.

@jamesrambin Cracked open my Twitter to ask: Does that concept map show a direct connection from Pickle to 360? Have they got a concept to deal with the height difference + railroad in the way?

City Puts More Girth in Pickle austin.towers.net/north-burnet-r…

@EmpowerToday I need customer support, but I live overseas and am unable to call a toll-free number. Can you provide a number for calling from abroad?

@__DDS___ @BillAckman NARRATOR: But in actual fact, it didn’t.

Take a look at New Yorkers in 1930 after a decade of economic exuberance. There were no gyms, SoulCycles, yoga classes, or running shoes. There were no diets, Ozempic, USDA pyramids or degrees in nutrition science. Yet, look at how lean everyone is. There is no obesity. Makes you wonder about the food and soft drink industrial complex and our government’s oversight of our citizens’ health.

wow, praying they develop a vaccine soon 🙏

@andrewhunterm Yay new book!!

Exciting announcement: I've written a book. It's rather a curve and a swerve from my first two, which is nervewracking, but I'm *so* excited about this one. The title is A BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO BREAKING AND ENTERING. It's out in 101 days.

@amyliztweets The blowback from the deplorables comment was the perfect example of why politicians can't just come out and say what's true.

I'm dead serious about this: Hillary was ahead of her time. Whether you love or hate her politics, she knew that it's his base that's the problem while everyone else was lying to themselves.

Alright boys start the clock

Let’s fucking go is white peoples allahu akbar

Best squishes happy chew year

@amyliztweets Sad day in Amsterdam. But they won a plurality, not a majority. Their extra-crispy-racist-fascist ideas will have a LOT of opposition. Quote from Battlestar Galactica that sticks with me: “What do we do now?” “Same thing we always do—fight ‘em til we can’t.”

My escape plan in the case of a Trump re-election crumbling before my eyes

Them: Don't talk about gerrymandering during Thanksgiving Me:

Everyone write your Hamas representative