Harley Breen

Apparently our phones are listening to our conversations and then showing us products based on what we've been talking about in private... so for the last week I've been casually saying "free marijuana" as often as possible. I'll let you know how it goes. 🤙🤞

@elite_thrax there's never enough... also, Twitter hid your message due to offensive language. haha, fuckin rat fucks!

@harleybreen Too many rat fucks!

fuck i love New Zealand! everything about it. fuck yeah New Zealand!!! #NZ #NewZealand #FuckYeahNewZealand #ThisIsAWellWrittenTweet

Today I've eaten 7 sausages, fried chicken and some chicken flavoured chips... I'm a grown man with 2 children.

you shut your fuckin mouth. he is perfect and correct. one more out burst like this and you'll get a ban!! twitter.com/LuckePhil/stat…

@guy_mont fake mustache

@CaltexAustralia who is this idiot? @harleybreen

CARN THE SOCCEROOS!!! #Worldcup2018Russia twitter.com/CaltexAustrali…

Here's my audition for Postcards twitter.com/CaltexAustrali…

@DHughesy @Optus @SBS @OptusSport just get over here mate. the clarity is amazing.

As a way for @Optus to regain the love of Australia I believe they must allow @sbs to show all games of the World Cup. To not be able to watch the genius of Messi & co tonight because @OptusSport app simply can’t do the job is a disaster for the company and the nation.

does 1800 reverse work in russia?

holy hell this is dumb. man i love my job! twitter.com/CaltexAustrali…

first Goal to RUSSIA!!! fitting! #WorldCupRussia2018

@MrJoshEarl inspirational stuff.

When you first joined Twitter vs. Today.

@Marv_Hucker i get it now. this is important work. god speed.

@harleybreen Yeah, but seeing an ad for a buttplug pop up on someone else’s (work) computer is too damned funny.

Apparently our phones are listening to our conversations and then showing us products based on what we've been talking about in private... so for the last week I've been casually saying "free marijuana" as often as possible. I'll let you know how it goes. 🤙🤞

@Marv_Hucker Why? then they get the free marijuana.

@harleybreen Far more fun to do to somebody else’s phone.

@guy_mont couldn't agree more.

I just witnessed an adult human put dog poo in a plastic bag and then discard it in someone else's RECYCLING bin... An actual piece of shit!

what a great way to spend a Thursday drinking away friday. twitter.com/Thursday_Comed…