Jaynee Harpe
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@TheStourbridge George, the place would fall apart without you!! 🧡
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@FartyCheddarCat If you say so, Cheddy! I think Socky just wants everyone to respect her boundaries! Maybe mama can give you a treat for getting bopped?!! 🧡🧡🧡
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I walked too close to Socky
And she smakked me on da hed
I had didded nuffing
And she twied to make me ded!
She got mad, she hiss and growl
And I dos not noe why
I be good and innysent
I jus was walking by
#CheddarPoetry #SockyHitMeHardTwoTimes #NotNice #INotHitBak #IBeGoodBoy

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@AllotmentCat Dear Janet, I think you are right. I think the warmer weather makes us feel better that we're getting more sunlight, so we do more outdoor things like Flop 'n Rolls!! Enjoy doing those - you sure look cute!
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(Janet)
Do you remember how I used to do 'Flop'nRolls'all the time?
I don't know why, but yesterday I felt like doing them again.
Maybe it's somethig to do with the path being nice and warm from the sunshine but whatever the reason, I really enjoyed it.
It's funny how simple things make us happy, isn't it?

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(Amanda)
I hope nobody is upset by this photo.
I didn't intend to kill the mouse but maybe I was a bit too rough with him.
I've heard some humans say that allotment cats should not be given sachets of cat food, we should eat mice instead!
Betty and Colin and my other Aunties and Uncles do not agree with this, thank goodness.
I've never eaten a mouse in my life and I hope I never have to.
If you were a cat, what would you do?

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@AllotmentCat You are becoming a gardener yourself, Amanda!! You could teach gardening classes!! 💚💚
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(Amanda)
Recently we had some lovely warm weather but it's cold again now.
There are some plants in the big greenhouse that should be planted outside now but Betty says it's still too cold for them.
I didn't know that plants were fussy about the weather.
Some plants can't even be planted outside, they have to stay in a greenhouse or polytunnel.
I've learned so much since I came to live at the allotments.

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@AllotmentCat I agree, the door flap is a great invention. It was probably invented by a person who had an ornery dog who would beg to go out, & as soon as his human sat down, would bark to come in, then do it over & over again! You're a good cat & don't wander too far!! ❤❤❤
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@NiallHarbison Darling Rocky, You are the miracle dog! The love, food, clean water & correct medicines helped you come back to health, & in such a short time! I think the love & care together were the key! We love you in California!!
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@Beyond_theleash Happy Birthday, you handsome dog!! I hope you got lots of gifts and yummy food. Sending you lots of love!! 💙💙💙💙
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Badness fills da silly fig
He runs to puppy's yard to dig
Da mama sees, he gets da skoop
Befor he eben makes a poop
#CheddarPoetry #BadFiggy #SillyFiggy #DiggyFiggy #MamaToldHimNoPoopyDere #SheSedGostWillHawntHimIfHeDos

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@FartyCheddarCat You get plenty of rest, Cheddy the Zombie Warrior!!! 🧡🧡🧡
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Warryers
All big and fearse
Wif sharpy claws
And teef dat peerse
Dey still needs luv
And cuddles warm
So dey can keeps
Yoo safe fwom harm
#CheddarPoetry #FearseNinjaWarryer #ZombeeDedder #CuddlesImportint #RAWRRRRRRR

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Figgy kissy
Figgy sniff
He comes up close
To hab a wiff
But no be skared
Cuz he be small
He jus a baby
Soft and all
#CheddarPoetry #FiggyKissy #FiggySniffy #SillyFiggyJusLiddleAndAllBaby #HeNotBites #HeNotFurroshis

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@TheStourbridge It's the quiet moments that are extra precious!! ❤❤❤
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@TheStourbridge You are the most perceptive cat I have ever had the pleasure of knowing, George!! Sending you lots of love! 🧡🧡🧡🧡
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@TheStourbridge You are so dedicated to your job, George!! I hope you get extra treatos today!!
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@Beyond_theleash I would fight you to my death and more!! I love you!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
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@Lillybelli That is a nonsense question for anybody with a heart and soul!! I'd probably scare them, I'd be moving so fast to get them inside and warmed up!!!!!!
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@Angies30 @stationmoggy Someone should ask Larry himself what he wants to do! Maybe scale back his workload, but stay on the important, vital job he does. And how about one extra nap time and treatos that are Always in stock?!!
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@stationmoggy Hell NO, Larry has no right to retire unless he’s on his death bed
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Well done Larry is retirement Looming ?
#WorkingCats 🐈⬛
#AsyouwereLarry 💤
Larry the Cat@Number10cat
After 15 years I figured it was time to tell all...
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