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@Be_Believing @NathanMaclean17

When you decide to have a son, you can't take your eyes off them for even 10 seconds 😳

Imagine being a Goth in this heat man. All Undertaker’d up, could you be arsed

@PintsO_Guinness @NathanMaclean17

How many could you drink?🤔

When I ask someone to wake me up early in the morning and they actually do it

@ajm__x @NathanMaclean17 reminds me of shaky pepper on subway instead of bell pepper 🤣

Why can’t men follow simple instructions… chilli flakes and pepper on my bread really?? 🤣

@P8U1I3 @NathanMaclean17

Big brother 2023 really ticked off the Equality Act 2010

Kourtney Kardashian should’ve left that show before they signed that new deal with Hulu. You don’t want to work. You don’t want to be around your family. Yet, you still want a check? Make it make sense.

Wish people would give up the narrative of ‘well jack russels (or insert other small yappy dog breed) bite too’ yeah you’re right, but if a jack russel came at me even i’d be able to boot the little twat into the sun, if an XL bully comes at me, i’m fucked

Watching #MyMumYourDad and it is *literally* just the first episode of love island but they’re all fully clothed and talking about whether they’re referred to as nanna or granny. I’m sold

@Matalan I made a click and collect order & money been taken but haven’t recd an email and my matalan account doesn’t show the order confirmation?

Tyrique during movie night #LoveIsland twitter.com/1kymszn/status…

“thank god it’s the weekend” me Saturday and Sunday:

No excuse. She killed a baby at the end of the day. She could of gone to a hospital and left it there, she could of taken it to the police, fire station.. town hall.. but no she violently beat it to death. She deserves more than 12 years.

Mitch's idea of flirting is trash talking other men pls 😭😭#LoveIsland

“He’s jealous” “He sees me as a threat” Mitchel is it crack?! You’re a threat to National security, nothing else! Nobody wants YOU 🫵🏽 that’s why you’re single. #loveisland

You can cancel me if you want but if you're going on holiday when you're 8 months pregnant you're a fucking muppet. Take your shot.

This cannot be the same Mehdi on this Love island??? #Loveisland