Paul Harrison

@natebargatze a fan from the UK here, been watching your Netflix show and laughed so much at the Macdonalds drive through story, so much so, when I just walked into the toilet at Oita airport, I was met with these .. how vulnerable would you feel if these doors opened 😂

@HLTCO Both teams should be celebrating automatic promotion and fighting for the title only on the last day in these circumstances not sweating over one having to be part of the play offs ! #3up

York City have 107 points at the top of the National League. Rochdale are 2nd and were on course to have 103 with 1 game left to play until this 99th minute winner away at Braintree. It now goes down to the last day, with Rochdale at home to York. 😳🤯

@BernieFriend38 it’s not as black&white as that. I was never Maher out, I was skeptical&frustrated that it seemed that the hand brake was on. Now, in the last 2 months, our football has been quicker &more intense, that can’t be denied. Much more on front foot. Golding also a huge factor

All gone a bit quiet from the Maher Out Brigade recently 🤫

@TouchlineX Looking forward the Jumbotron at half time !

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: For the first time in history, The World Cup Final will have a halftime show. It will be organized by Chris Martin & Coldplay and could take up to 25 minutes.

Are you wearing a watch right now?

@cola1979 😂😂

@EssexPR @DeborahMeaden Adam we can’t be considered Allies when someone starts a ridiculously planned war, without consulting with “allies” in the 1st place. DT is playing out a War via Twitter. Hes created a new revenue stream for Iran that didn’t exist previously & created a global depression as well

@DeborahMeaden You people are brainwashed, firstly you say that he’s a great prime minister and now you think he’s contributed well to the Iran situation 🤦🏻‍♂️… my god. We’ve been called out by allies too.

And kept our best interests at heart…

@GMB Ok - fine, then those that wouldn’t meet the means test, can opt out of paying into the pension pot that they can’t collect from. Taxes already go to benefits etc, which we don’t benefit . But you wouldn’t want this. You’d want out contributions!

More than 12 million pensioners will see their state pension rise 4.8% today under the triple lock. But the government has been accused of doing too little for working-age households so is it time to scrap the triple lock?

@FootballFunnys She does down more than he does

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@80s90sfootball The voice of the Fa Cup

#OnThisDay in 1992 Portsmouth were minutes away from the FA Cup Final until Ronnie Whelan rescued Liverpool with a late equaliser in extra time An epic FA Cup Semi Final at Highbury & incredible limbs 🎙from John Motson

@CJPhillips1982 Deserved. Great first half again. Thought the subs changed the game, but the best team won. Their keeper made some great saves. Nailed on penalty at end for us as well. Impressed with Massy in the middle, great performance from Austin as well. Golding has made a huge difference

Shrimpers, thoughts on today's home win? Your views will be used online

@ThatBloke_Jesus If I were you, don’t offer to pay tonight, say you’ll get the next one !

Good to see the lads at Supper tonight! Think I’ll make this a weekly thing

@cola1979 @lindyloo2354

@CJPhillips1982 Should have be out of sight from first half. A great half of football from us. Moved the ball quickly and constantly got in behind Yeovil. Second was totally different, but again we had better chances. Golding MotM for me . Deserved 3 points.

Shrimpers, what did you make of tonight's win? Your views will be used online

@shanaka86 Insurance Market is NOT shut. It’s never been shut & people keep coming to social media saying that it is, without the understanding of the nuances around Marine War Insurance. I never talk on things I’m not an expert on, maybe others outside of Marine Ins should do the same

JUST IN: The United States has destroyed Iran’s air force. It has sunk Iran’s navy. It has degraded 70 percent of Iran’s missile launchers. It has hit the factories, the airbases, the ammunition depots, the radar systems, the command nodes. Secretary Rubio confirmed all four objectives are “ahead of schedule.” The IDF says the campaign is “days from completion.” Hegseth says “we are finishing it.” And at 12:10 AM local time today, an Iranian drone struck the fully loaded Kuwaiti supertanker M/T Al Salmi at Dubai’s port anchorage, setting it ablaze, punching through the hull, and threatening the first major oil spill of the war, 31 nautical miles from the Burj Khalifa. All 24 crew are safe. The fire has been extinguished. The molecule has not moved. This is the paradox that defines the 2026 war. The US has achieved comprehensive military victory over every conventional capability Iran possesses. And the strait is still closed. The toll booth is still collecting two million dollars per tanker in yuan. Transits are at nine per day versus 138. The insurance market is still shut. And Iran just demonstrated, with a single drone hitting a 320,000-tonne VLCC at anchor in Dubai’s waters, that it can threaten every vessel in the Gulf regardless of how many airbases are cratered in Isfahan. The WSJ reports that Trump has privately told aides he is willing to end the war even if Hormuz stays closed. Read that sentence again. The President of the United States is prepared to accept that the waterway carrying twenty percent of the world’s oil will remain under Iranian permission-only control after the most intensive air campaign since 2003. The stated objectives will be achieved. The unstated objective, which was always the real one, will not be. This is what I have been writing about since Day One. The war everyone is watching is between militaries. The war that is actually reshaping the global economy is between molecules and chokepoints. You can destroy every launcher, every factory, every airbase, every radar dish on the Iranian plateau, and the strait remains 39 kilometres wide, bordered by Iranian territory, within range of shore batteries, mines, kamikaze drones, and fast-attack boats that cost less than a single Patriot interceptor. The military campaign operates on the logic of degradation. The chokepoint operates on the logic of geography. Geography does not degrade. While Trump weighs his exit, Dar is in Beijing right now securing Chinese backing for Pakistan-hosted peace talks. The quadrilateral of Saudi Arabia, Turkey, Egypt, and Pakistan endorsed the initiative two days ago. China told Pakistan to “restore normal navigation through the Strait of Hormuz.” The NPT Review Conference opens in 27 days. The Trump-Xi summit is six weeks away. And sitting between the military victory and the diplomatic framework is the molecule, waiting in a pipeline, in a tanker, in a cylinder beneath Isfahan, indifferent to the outcome of every battle fought in its name. The navy is sunk. The air force is gone. The factories are burning. And the tanker is still on fire in Dubai. The war the Pentagon designed is won. The war that matters, the war over whether twenty percent of global oil, a third of the world’s helium, and half of seaborne fertiliser can physically move through a 39-kilometre strait, is exactly where it was on February 28. The molecule does not negotiate. It does not recognise military victory. It flows, or it does not. And today, Day 31, it does not. open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

@SUFCRootsHall @CustardSplatPod But also ..,,,…. GET IN !!!!!!!

WEMBLEY AGAIN OLÉ OLÉ!!!!! 🎶

@SUFCRootsHall @CustardSplatPod So it will be interesting to see our allocation considering this is Finals Day ! I’m assuming our allocation will only be a quarter of what a normal Final day would be !

@CJPhillips1982 Sums up the season … losing at home to Woking a week after beating Rochdale. Players almost seemed as non plussed as us . Its just hard work, I want to enjoy games, so hard to though isn’t it when they play like this.

Shrimpers, thoughts on the first half?

@SkySportsPL It’s like someone had back to back promotions on Championship manager and then thought he should apply for a proper managers job ( after watching the Office and taking inspiration from David Brent )

"The responsibility and accountability is with me" Liam Rosenior shares his frustration after Chelsea's loss to Everton 😤

@FootyFeedFB Probably not the Middle East … 🤔🤦‍♂️

Liverpool fans are not happy 🤣