Harry Cartledge

📲 Erling Haaland on Snapchat.

🔥 UNITED TAKE ALL THREE POINTS!!!

🚨 Dominic Calvert-Lewin to be named in enlarged England squad for friendlies against Uruguay + Japan. 29yo Leeds United striker back in form with 10 goals in 27 PL games this season. Everton midfielder James Garner another included by #ENG @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/live-…

If you want an image of this season's #EPL this is it: a player from one of last season's trophy winners celebrating wildly an opponent being sent off. This season has been marred by time wasting, long throws, play acting, diving and poor refereeing. The Beautiful Game it ain't.

The second half of tonight's match between Leeds and Sunderland lasted for 57 minutes and 54 seconds - supporters were treated to just 24 minutes and 24 seconds of actual ball in play time, a whopping 42%. Great evening's entertainment. #lufc

Stood there watching that absolute farce tonight and suddenly came to the realisation that football these days is absolute shite. No wonder I hardly watch any neutral matches anymore. That tonight was a complete joke. It's not football anymore

🎣 11k Chelsea fans reeling back their FT replies

@Benhadlington1 @JamieBaigrie

Potential for this years Christmas jumper

@_tddndrws @PremiershipYrs Rory delap overhead 😮‍💨

@PremiershipYrs @harry_cartledge

Here are the best goals of the 2003-04 season. Enjoy.

@currys @UKNoContext @JamieBaigrie

He’ll have a look in Currys, of course he’ll have a look

@lfcmike__ @JamieBaigrie

“A league title can’t be won with 38 late winners after playing shite.” Slot:

@Peterboxtop @webbez

Loved him in Emmerdale

Hi @adam_guildford hope you’re enjoying your bank holiday weekend mate 🍻🍻

@Johnyboylufc @webbez

😂😂😂 #EuropaLeagueFinal #mufc #thfc

HAHAHAHAHAHA LIFE COMES AT YOU FAST

🏆 From Wembley agony to champions!

🔥 CHAMPIONNNNSSSSS!!!!! WE'VE DONE IT!!!!

LET'S GO!!!