Harry Hill

@shrewsburytown Are tickets available on the day?

Attention turns to our trip to the capital 💪 🔷🔶 #Salop

@_MBService @MossBros What the hell is going on with you at the moment?! I’m getting married in 8 weeks and every single time I ring (4 times now) to check details the order is wrong. This needs sorting ASAP or the order is being cancelled in full

@poolieshrew Do you think it’s down to ‘brakes off’ or ‘simplified purpose’, Andy?

Winchester & tonight Bayliss really have rediscovered top form under the guidance of Hurst.

@___KR111 Gregg Wallace when his son keeps distracting him from taking the Eastern Front on Total War Saga

@greggolicious @ismisemichelle_ That’s an Irish name too, isn’t it?

@ismisemichelle_ They also don't know what "ironic" means

@NickJWReilly timeout.com/london/news/fi…

Why has the Central Line been so shit in the last few weeks? A shortage of trains, they say. But why?! Where have all the trains gone!

@Dunks_92 Deffo. Different slant, but where you rating Alvarez on the global scale of those up top? Top 10..?

Bro I don’t think people realise the ability required to play that pass with Accuracy and the correct weight just enough to be in front of Alvarez to slot that parcel 📦…. Kev is on a postman pat ting 😂⚽️🫡

@RuytonShrew @DanUdz9 @Dunks_92 Class this, Chris! Up the Ruyton 🤝

Wow. An away day for the ages. My son and I making incredible memories watching our team reborn under Hurst. Our faces say it all - thank you @DanUdz9, @Dunks_92 and all the lads today. Utterly brilliant. #Salop

@Ollie_Westbury @JonnyDrury_Star Was MT’s sacking left too late considering we are now nearing the end of the transfer window with no replacement in sight and no time to identify players who fit their ‘vision’? The Fleetwood win looks like a red herring. Perhaps MT should’ve gone after the Stevenage loss..?

Shrews Views recording this afternoon with myself and @JonnyDrury_Star. What to talk about... 😏 Get your questions in if you have them!!! #Salop

@Ollie_Westbury @JonnyDrury_Star Considering the quality of signings (thus far), is it the structure or the manager that needed to go?

@GabSutton I’d say a target man; Salop have a dirty habit of consistently bypassing the midfield with a hoof. Someone to bring Shipley and Bayliss into play a bit more might stop the rot.

@harryjhill Target man or speedster, H?

Wonder if this means Aaron Pressley or Elliott List are now available - they're not keeping 5 strikers happy. Pressley would be a great pickup for Cambridge, they need a striker and he'd suit the Harris style. List would fit nicely into Harrogate's counter-attacking approach.

@Ollie_Westbury @JonnyDrury_Star Why is all content locked to non Plus subscribers today, @ShropshireStar? Even those without the Plus icon can’t be viewed…

Myself and @JonnyDrury_Star will be recording an episode of Shrews Views as we try to dissect what on earth went wrong at the Croud Meadow on Saturday. If you have any questions, then do get them in. #Salop

@ianperkins69 @GregSkinner2411 @chris_hawkins @1968Tv Yeah…and by the looks of those shades, the fashion in carrot-crunching county hasn’t moved on much since then either!

@GregSkinner2411 @chris_hawkins @1968Tv Being 55 miles due south of Shrewsbury, us Herefordians did 1970’s football parkas a bit better than the Slop. #RonnieRadford

This Is Brilliant! BBC Nationwide April 1975 63-year-old Fred Davies, Shrewsbury Town’s famous ball boy in the River Severn. Courtesy of the BBC #Salop

@upthemtics1932 @GabSutton @Nmw12323 The only thing that’ll keep Town up is the quality of the league this year; it’s poor. We’d be rock bottom if it was anywhere near what it was last year..! #Salop

@GabSutton @Nmw12323 Shrewsbury have some decent players, poor if they can’t stay up

League One dogfight could be brutal. Not giving up on Reading & Cheltenham for different reasons, but for each of the 4 above? Much easier to talk myself into thinking they'll stay up than go down. Anticipating a 50+ points total required - don't rule out a plummeter.

@Joey7Barton @JackHopo Agree that it’s not a red, but he can’t have got the ball if his momentum was bringing him towards camera and the ball ended up rolling away from camera..?

@JackHopo Got the ball… Momentum took you in. You definitely left a bit on him. 👏 Probably deserved based on him rolling about like a big tart afterwards. Yellow. Card. 👍

Sent off for this Sat. The reaction makes it worst for me. 50/50, its there to be won. Maybe I'm wrong but i think the games gone soft. Ive seen 10 tackles a game like this, give out and received. Bad day at the office, performance, result and outcome. 🤬

@conorjex @ROUNDTHEBEND__ Christ she’d be looser than a dying man’s handshake mucker

@ROUNDTHEBEND__ Katie Price - be able to climb inside mind

@ToonTerraces @Bannister121 @TalkCPFC I agree. And nobody is laughing about addition here. It’s just being stated that ‘addiction’ is being used as mitigation to lighten his punishment, as it is hundreds of times a day by solicitors in the UK. It’s you denying it that we’re laughing at.

@ToonTerraces @Bannister121 @TalkCPFC “Battling addiction”?! Oh pull the other one, lad! He’s stuck a few accas on and got caught. We all know that he’ll have been advised to go down the ‘addict’ route for a lighter punishment. Stop blindly defending him!