payton

my dream job is being a tax consultant in a walmart

how is the iran war going to effect zyn prices

@megallison_ were the last of our kind

@hashbrownbrat same and i think this is good.

25 years old and have never had a baja blast

going to start watching cnn10 everyday to feel something

Currently in trouble for not wanting to be a conjoined twin with my gf

grey’s is the original love island with all the new bombshells coming in every other episode

Sorry guys, got to run, I've got big weekend plans

Protein bar (brick of parmesan)

just so everyone knows once i got to work i accidentally left my car running for 3 hours in the parking lot

just tried to lock my front door with the lock button on my car keys. good morning

never felt as old as i did just putting a new mop/bucket at the top of my christmas list

@bakerben4 fake news!!

@hashbrownbrat I’d like to clarify that option 1 was paraphrased by the author of this tweet and not how the phrase was originally worded.

which is worse to say? option 1: my boyfriend telling me to go to the gym option 2: me telling my boyfriend to eat mentos & diet coke to explode

going to get into carmel apples

never forget what they took from us

@bakerben4 plays minecraft