Jake Hatton

Rudakubana was fortunate not to be shot dead in the street. There is absolutely zero benefit to keeping that evil scumbag alive - any self-respecting nation would give him the death penalty. Murdering young girls means you lose the right to breathe. The law must reflect that.

90% of mental health issues are bullshit excuses for a lack of personal responsibility and self-discipline.

@DronfieldTownFC @LewNaylor23 @Mawbes @richmintoft @StuHill89 Proper Dronfield men x

Yesterday we made presentations to @LewNaylor23 and @Mawbes who both recently passed the 350 appearance mark for the club. Pictured are former skippers @richmintoft and @StuHill89 alongside former manager Craig Butler who gave Lew and Cal their debuts. #LocalLads

I find it truly astounding that this woman thinks it perfectly normal and acceptable to be claiming benefits for mild anxiety while TALKING ON LIVE TV. Nobody should get benefits for anxiety, especially those that can travel to a studio, sit in an audience and talk on TV.

Top Gear, The Grand Tour, Clarkson’s Farm. A remarkable career. 🍻

Football is back! Our @utdcos campaign starts at home with the visit of @CoalvilleTownFC on Saturday Are you joining us? 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ #utt🔴⚫️🔴⚫️

Warm init

Footballer Paul Gascoigne has arrived at scene saying he is a friend of Raoul Moat.

“We’re here for a tiny, short time. You’re worried about what people say? Don’t. They’re gonna talk anyway. Be you.” Craig Bellamy offering life advice gems was not what I expected from him when he got the Wales job.

White Audi TT stolen from Hemper Lane last night. S066 LGY. Please share & contact with any info @JOffler

Still missing, please share / retweet

My neighbour after I tried recreating Declan Rice’s freekicks in the garden.

Bro did not even care her camera was there 😭

4 down…. 4 to go! It’s International Break weekend so why not get your football fix at the HE Barnes Stadium (S18 2EU) this Saturday when we entertain @MainMaltby. Kick off 3.00pm and don’t forget Under 16s go FREE! #utt🔴⚫️🔴⚫️

Backing the favourites at Cheltenham so far:

@real1kenz Good Kenz init life x

More life

Loved him as Doc Ock in Spider-Man 2.

Jermaine Jenas in Bologna:

Jay Cartwright in the caravan lounge