Alhaji_Ebuka 👑

Before you say “it won’t bite” please note the dogs in this house are aggressive and they’ve chased me before today and I thought they were held or something. 💔

Omo the way a dog just humbled me. If I post it and you people laugh ehn. 💔

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆 Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

Fitness trainers, doctors, pilots, bankers,actors, artists, all celebs infact, pharmacists, auto dealers, male hair stylists, male wig vendors, realtors, lawyers, soldiers, politicians, policemen those ones are aliens❌❌❌❌❌

PLAN A: Cybersecurity PLAN B:

I think 3 years ago, I did something very funny. On my birthday, I did not say a word to anybody, not a single word. Zero build up too. By the end of the day, only my siblings had wished me a happy birthday. Even babe then no remember. The reason I did that was to tell those my female friends especially, that always bamboozle me that “Toby you forgot my birthday bla bla bla”, I’m always like “you didn’t tell me, so how am I supposed to remember”😅 When I did this, I also went back to them and said, “you didn’t remember my birthday”😂

My friend got married yesterday, brought in all the alcohol from Canada. After partying hard yesterday, I woke up this morning very clear headed with no hangover, no headache, no migraine, nothing. What exactly are we drinking in this lagos?