Hayley 🌵

Optimus prime is my hero

@brum_d I’m literally sitting beside you

.@hayleeeyruff sup?

I have 100% reached my max communication for my lifetime between the six hour long phone calls I had to endure to get internet set up in my new house….. carrier pigeon only at this point jfc

if you actually cared about kids you should probably put more funding into schools, health care, shelters, foster care, and food programs, not force people who don't want kids to have them

Closing on my first home next Thursday 🥲

A snail is just a walnut that has places to be

Having flashbacks of living with @Baby_Grice

@Baby_Grice *AHHHH*

A controversial Monday morning: Proper way to eat a stack of pancakes?

@zacaraibenton Shh. It’s way cooler now that I’m here

@jcarp136 Iconic

Paging @hayleeeyruff

Watched in slow motion Phinny (my dog) take out a roller blader on a park path today... and then push him over again trying to get pets as he was trying to get up

Airport bar conversations are one of my greatest joys

My day started by helping a very old woman with her groceries as I was walking by because she had some heavy stuff... shortly after she backed into my car, looked me in the eye, and drove away. But, I made a beautiful tomato tart from garden toms so.. that’s pretty alright

@Baby_Grice Catch me at the next open mic night

My inability to sleep has me on a deep dive regarding the history of the chimney sweep

Turns out that’s where the “light a fire under someone” to motivate them originated

@jcarp136 looks like you’re in need of a stud finder finder

Any lansing friends have a stud finder I can borrow by chance?

I had a dream last night that Hunter challenged me to a game of kickball.. Stay tuned for team tryouts, losing is not an option

@Baby_Grice is she.. stuck? can we just reset it or

On this day 17 years ago, The Globo Gym Purple Cobras blew a four-man advantage against Average Joe’s Gym in the American Dodgeball Association of America Tournament.