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@drinkaha what’s up with the orange + grapefruit flavor? The latest box all cans had no flavor tasted like club soda. Tried to reach out through the website but kept getting an error.

@Chobani adding new ingredients to their flips 🤮 wasn’t trying to get that extra bug protein.

@AskRobinhood where is my money? My account is not showing any of my stocks? Are y’all hacked, having issues?

@winterswiftie89 So the ones released 3, 5, and 6 correspond to speak now, 1989, and reputation lyrics, respectively, right? That’s what I’m thinking.

I’m so going to end up being known as the Niceboy Ed Polaroid girl and tbh I’m ok with it😂 There are 10 out there and so far we only have 3. Theory is each is a song/lyrics, website if full of 10 polaroids too and links to a discord waitlist. Help us find the other 7 pics! 🫶🏼

@TMFanSupport why can’t I access the site for the presale? It’s only taking me to a count down to capital one.

@Ticketmaster So what are y’all going to do about availability people who had tickets in their carts and you kicked out?? For today?

To provide a smooth experience for cardholders and address the historic demand for tickets, Capital One Cardholder Presale has been rescheduled to Wednesday, 11/16 at 2pm local venue time for all shows. Rescheduling will not impact ticket availability for Capital One cardholders.

@TMFanSupport I had tickets in my cart and pressed pay now and it kicked me out to the beginning of the queue with 2000+ in front of me. I have missed my great seats.

@Ticketmaster i had tickets in my cart and pressed pay now and you kicked to me to the beginning of the queue for @taylorswift13 eras tour! I cannot stand you @Ticketmaster

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@rgwheeler1109 Cocoa forte. Check it out 😛

Eclipse 2017 #disappointed 🌘

Driving home today, I blacked out. When I came to, I was swiping my card for $100 worth of clothing items in Target.

Me: why don't my parents treat me like an adult. Also me: lying on the couch in my pjs at 2pm screaming for my mom to bring me cookies.

@jayvora87 This is actually 100% accurate

Not sure why I think if I whisper "Chloe look!" and hide every time I see a bird on my porch that Chloe will understand 😑

My prime now driver is currently delivering near Davis Drive, @jayvora87 is it you?

@jayvora87 Let me set aside an hour for them

You better be on that food truck Twitter tonight, so I know what I'm eating tomorrow @jayvora87

@piepushers @SFFDurham I mean come on.... @jayvora87