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Jumping on Spaces tonight 9pm with @imthesweig and @SteveWalsh_ to chat derby week. All are welcome to join
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@AceNinjah1 The most important thing to know is that Spirit continues to operate and offer high-value travel options. Our flights are operating as scheduled. DM us for further help.
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Contest time 🚨
Comment ⬇️ with the following for a chance to win a random horse racing related prize I haven't thought of yet:
1 - your #KentuckyOaks pick
2 - your #KentuckyDerby pick
3 - your top pick in any @ChurchillDowns undercard race on Derby day
If all three win, you win!
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it’s seriously such a travesty that the giants don’t do anything even close to this anymore. no disrespect to the players saying “now this is a cool hat” in front of a green screen but we used to have it so much better
no context giants@nocontextsfg
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Time to guess the score of Sunday’s game between Giants and Mets and win dinner for two at Original Joe’s North Beach, Westlake, or Walnut Creek @RafaelCorral13 breaks all ties and declares the winner..also random entry wins dinner for two at Sotto Mare North Beach..good luck 😄
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Went to the car dealership Saturday
Wife wants a new SUV
Salesman walked over and said "what are we looking for today?"
I said "what's your margin on the Tahoe?"
He laughed
I said "I'm not joking. What's the invoice price versus the sticker and what holdback does the dealer get from GM?"
He stopped laughing
My wife said "we're just browsing"
We were not just browsing
I brought a spreadsheet
Printed
Color coded
Blue for inputs
Black for calculations
I showed him the comparable transaction analysis I ran on every Tahoe sold within 50 miles in the last 90 days
He said "sir this is a car dealership"
I said "and these are the comps"
He went to get his manager
The manager came out
Looked at my spreadsheet
Looked at me
Said "where do you work?"
I said "private equity"
He said "that explains it"
My wife was already in the lobby pretending she didn't know me
We got the Tahoe
$4,200 below sticker
She didn't thank me
But the savings speak for themselves
You are welcome
Sent from my iPhone
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