Travis Campbell, "I help people use data."

@jwfbean “On a scale from 1 to Werner Herzog, how direct does my feedback need to be?”

Bachelor's degree in software engineering, master degree in artificial intelligence and machine learning, currently doing research at the intersection of computer architecture and Bioinformatics, and yes I have dreadlooks . You need to throw away this horrible mindset.

@rikkiends “This is going to take crackerjack timing, Wang.”

@DivineOps I sometimes have to google what day it is.

Do you ever have to Google to confirm which century it is, or am I the only perpetually confused Millenial?

@DivineOps You can take my INTJ from my cold, dead, intuitively judgy fingers.

Do you find personality classifications like Meyers-Briggs or DISC useful or silly?

“Ain’t no law against White Claw.”

@ernestmueller @Wizards_DnD What’s they do this time?

@standaloneSA Depends on which state you’re in. In Texas, December is like second August.

@JordanHedberg Tasty? I might need to get supplies for one. Hope you weathered the snow fairly well. We got 14-ish inches.

First Negroni Very nice

@philiph Or, or … stay with me for a second. This could be an album cover for a Hansons Christmas cover band and you’re their manager/part time roadie.

Convinced some hoodlums to go snowshoeing with me. instagr.am/p/CmxUGZCvT5di…

@bpiatt Plot twist: humans are live-solving traffic light captchas for self-driving cars approaching intersections in real time.

If #CAPTCHA are designed to be puzzles humans can do that #AI cannot... ..if AI can't solve this to find the traffic lights... ...then how is AI going to drive a vehicle? #artificalintelligence

@standaloneSA Sir, please report to the Ministry of Love at your earliest convenience. NOW. NOW IS CONVENIENT.

@petecheslock Your backslash needs a little 8bit Mario and Bowser running along the counter edge.

bout that time.

@xavrv “I’m just here so I don’t get fined.”

@FunnelFiasco Roger that. Glitter missile thirty seconds out. Happy holidays!

@standaloneSA “Glass or plastic!? GLASS OR PLASTIC?!”

@byron_miller Rabblerouser.

@josh_wills @normconf That works too.

@hcoyote @normconf

My @normconf presentation is starting to come together

@esammer I follow you and @josh_wills. 😂

Data platform twitter, I need your unfiltered input. Where do you go to learn about data infra you're considering? Interested in events, sites, people you follow, trade pubs, analysts, youtube chans, newsletters, slacks/discords, lists, etc. Tell me everything, please RT!

ChatGPT is the next nerdy fidget toy. Honestly, this reminds me of Mike, the computer in Heinlein's The Moon is a Harsh Mistress. Behold, a synthesized song about Kafka Failure modes, as if it were done by Nirvana.