
Cucumbered Pickles
2.5K posts


@clerpatriot 14 million and can’t clean the lines?
Did the job right?
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Brian Krassenstein has clearly has never done a day of hard labor in his life. I bet when you shake his hand it’s as soft as a baby!
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein
HOLY CRAP: Trump’s $10 million renovation of the reflecting pool is already filled with algae just days after it opened. Is this what you all voted for?
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@Skriptkeeper17 @TheDemSlayer The “It’s not illegal if they have big boobs”
defense.
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@TheDemSlayer Check tjis guys phone and computer asap
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“Jerry Seinfeld’s a pedophile!”
Screenise@screenisemovie
39 year old Jerry Seinfeld and his 17 year old girlfriend circa 1993.
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@RonBurgandy131 @AMLgang @StreetSymphonys @Chimpnnout @ChudTheBuilder This is the the most retarded thing I’ve read on the internet in a month of Sunday’s!!
You’re a pathetic waste of skin and air.
Please find your nearest bridge and jump the fuck off of it.
Holy fucking shit, you’re a fucking idiot!
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@AMLgang @StreetSymphonys @Chimpnnout @ChudTheBuilder I would say something in person if there were no cameras. to be clear, I am not afraid of physical consequences ( I am the one who knocks) but I am concerned about reputation consequences.. I do have a reputation to consider.
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@ChudTheBuilder Would you bang a black dude to get chudder bob out of jail?
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🚨 UPDATE: President Trump DROPS this DISGUSTING photo of what Barack Hussein Obama allowed to happen to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting pool
Algae and goose poop was allowed to sit for YEARS
"This is what our Country was before, and after, 'TRUMP!'"
Cleanup and American flag BLUE coating underway! 🇺🇸
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@SatireAP They don’t want your wonder bread, they’d rather eat bugs.
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@SatireAP You’re a fucking idiot, why are you out of breath, slob?
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@TrumpDailyPosts @nicksortor “Trump confirms (fill in blank)”
Haven’t seen one followed through yet!
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🚨JUST IN: Trump confirms Iran deal is SIGNING TOMORROW!
Trump's hard conditions:
No cash handed over, Strait reopens immediately and Nuclear dust coming back to US.
The markets are already reacting big time🇺🇸🔥
HT @nicksortor
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@bennyjohnson Are you rehearsing your excuse verbiage yet?!
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@bennyjohnson Change the world forever? Like wiping out a civilization?
Iran has proved Trump the liar he is.
How much money has this war cost?
Zero progress, lives lost.
No new wars
All politicians fucking suck, and any American that supports any single one of them is a gullible useful idiot!
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@brianblitzccw @atensnut She was too busy sobbing knobs to get further in life
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@atensnut So by YOUR logic, he should have been ineligible for that third election according to the 22nd Amendment. Who were your civic instructors? The Minions?
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@NotThatGuy1987 @WhiteDudesWs Yes, he’s that proud of his right to freedom of speech. Literally doing the same as Chud. Lmfao
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@WhiteDudesWs And he’s recording it and posting it like he’s so proud of what he’s doing and I’m sure all of the other niggers under his comments are too. And they have the audacity to say we are the only ones that can be racist. Fuck all of them!
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@JDVance “The president is going to get us a good outcome, one way or another.”
-VP of USA
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I'm seeing a lot of fake information about a potential deal to reopen the Strait and end Iran's nuclear weapons program. First, the Iranians are not receiving any cash, and no funds are being released for simply signing a deal or attending a meeting. The deal is structured to ensure that the US and its allies concerns are prioritized, and that if the Islamic Republic of Iran meets its obligations, then economic benefits will flow to them and to the entire region. This deal has the potential to remake the region and lead to lasting peace.
I've noticed a couple of bizarre things in the reporting over the last few hours. First, people who (rightly) said Donald Trump was a historic president a month ago now criticizing a deal based on unconfirmed media reports. Second, people who say you can't trust a word said by the IRGC who apparently believe anonymously sourced social media posts.
The president is going to get us a good outcome, one way or the other.
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@AmiriKing @HunterBiden Let your true wigger self show, pal!
Shouldn’t you be busy raising money for Chud?
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@HunterBiden Nigga you smoked crack while doing 160 through Vegas.
My backyard and your backyard are not the same.
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To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis:
Show us your laptop.
Show us your iCloud.
Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation.
You won’t.
You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out.
That is not who we are.
My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count.
For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame.
I no longer believe that.
Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us.
And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts.
That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena.
Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next.
Life does not determine our character. It reveals it.
Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next?
We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day.
So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop.
You won’t.
The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing.
That is the only definition that matters.
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@Jason5743197811 @MJTruthUltra Trump said they better not lie to him
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@MJTruthUltra I got five dollars says Iran is lying again.
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IT’S OVER! President Trump says the Iran war is OVER!
“We ended the war with Iran today and they agreed never to have a nuclear weapon.”
rumble.com/v7b5t82-its-ov…
MJTruthUltra@MJTruthUltra
Thank God, President Trump delivered some good news regarding the Iran war “We just made a great settlement of the war with Iran, and we're going to be subject to finalization of documents, which should get done over the next few days. We'll probably have a signing, maybe in Europe — and it's a great thing." rumble.com/v7b5epe-presid…
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