grandpa scranton

Sometimes when someone has shown maturity, people will say wow! He really calmed down. Not me. I calmed up i will literally kick you in the shins 7 times by accident

Also I need accounts with photos of deer and birds to move over there

begging the remainder of my friends to move over to Bluesky before I deactivate this account, the owner of this forsaken app is literally trying to ruin our country and is generally evil xox

@SardYard @sarahwitham44 Please join us

@SardYard catching crazy strays on bluesky rn

@squeakoofficial My extremely sincere comment looks so cringe over here.. more proof

Reminder to y’all stragglers to come to Bluesky…. I know you miss me

Imagine if you got a push notification every time some casserole-bringing rando from your grandparents church prayed for you

@pissfingers2 @SardYard Same it was awesome

@SardYard I remember the dependent/freeloader day well

@SardYard Please come to bluesky you’d be filling a really necessary niche

horse wearing turkey hat ready for thanksgiving celebrations very whimsical and thankful

This image is so personally relevant

@baby_bunnicula Considering this is my quote I would love to rt

@baby_bunnicula Ollie will do this today he owes you

@baby_bunnicula @squeakoofficial Flop

Me and oomf wage different dom styles on another oomf but she is only receptive to me

@badboygirlslike Excellent

Antiques road head

@hottubheiress @joe_binky_ @squeakoofficial @welcometokelbel @bigwhitetyler @thedailybaileyy @baby_bunnicula I’m sad but I understand

No one asked! But here are my favorite handles, ranked, as follows: 1. @joe_binky_ 2. @squeakoofficial 3. @welcometokelbel 4. @bigwhitetyler 5. @thedailybaileyy Honorable mention but doesn’t get ranked because I forget how to pronounce it: @baby_bunnicula

@squeakoofficial @joe_binky_ Our connection grows stronger

@joe_binky_ @headacheposting

I've been having lots of dreams involving snakes, is this a problem?

@z_swann23 Not this again

you expect me to let my good works be seen only before my father in heaven!?!? when there are all these men before which I could let them be known!?

@squeakoofficial @bigwhitetyler 😭😭😭 whyyyy

@bigwhitetyler @headacheposting coded

Why do I feel bad about smelling stinky at the gym

@joe_binky_ @sarahwitham44 I think we can work on the aesthetics but I love the energy

@sarahwitham44 @headacheposting Is this our official poster?

@headacheposting @joe_binky_

@hottubheiress @sarahwitham44 @squeakoofficial Major same

@sarahwitham44 @squeakoofficial But usually have a collection of 2-3 water glasses

I can always tell when Katie’s been at my house because she always leaves an upright, empty water glass beside the sink. Mysterious behavior

@squeakoofficial @katie_witham11 @sarahwitham44 I also don’t have a dishwasher… and I will reuse my water glass for quite some time … you may be onto something

@katie_witham11 @sarahwitham44 The second time I’ve been cancelled this week for being classist !