stewart (cold and limp)

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stewart (cold and limp)

@mrmaggiano

I make playlists (@5abmcp) and do freaky cr*p in the garden

Katılım Nisan 2009

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stewart (cold and limp)@mrmaggiano·15 Kas

Okay yeah go follow me on bluesky it feels less terrible over there

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Jack Bensinger@JackBensinger·13 Ara

UFC 🤝 piano

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stewart (cold and limp)@mrmaggiano·12 Ara

I will never stop praying 🙏

stewart (cold and limp)@mrmaggiano

Imagine if you got a push notification every time some casserole-bringing rando from your grandparents church prayed for you

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stewart (cold and limp)@mrmaggiano·5 Ara

Imagine if you got a push notification every time some casserole-bringing rando from your grandparents church prayed for you

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stewart (cold and limp)@mrmaggiano·4 Ara

@katie_witham11 If you had vision and heart you too could serve like this

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Katie Witham@katie_witham11·3 Ara

I have this exact apron from the 1960s

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stewart (cold and limp)@mrmaggiano·3 Ara

Hailey Welch is known for her viral “Hawk Tuah” comment.

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stewart (cold and limp)@mrmaggiano·1 Ara

She just bankrolled the rest of your life, put a little more effort in bloke

Charli@charli_xcx

george did the apple dance!!!!

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stewart (cold and limp)@mrmaggiano·27 Kas

@bigashhighthots A sense of humor tells you a lot about a person’s body

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stewart (cold and limp)@mrmaggiano·26 Kas

@baby_bunnicula Ew

stewart (cold and limp)@mrmaggiano·26 Kas

@baby_bunnicula 9/10 they’re the sexiest in the band

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stewart (cold and limp)@mrmaggiano·25 Kas

@SardYard Yep that’s them officer. That’s the fish that’s been haunting my dreams.

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stewart (cold and limp)@mrmaggiano·23 Kas

@headacheposting @baby_bunnicula Get her ass 🔥

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grandpa scranton@headacheposting·23 Kas

@baby_bunnicula Considering this is my quote I would love to rt

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stewart (cold and limp)@mrmaggiano·23 Kas

This is a tell-tale sign that this app is dying and we’ve been seeing it for years now. The same viral content reposted ad infinitum like a content ouroboros.

Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico ☘️🇧🇷🔻@LadPsycho

That one Fantastic 4 rap scene go crazy. Shit is ill as fuck. Lil Ugly Mane's daddy right here.

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stewart (cold and limp)@mrmaggiano·23 Kas

@SardYard Okay I’ve basically been expecting something halfway between @headacheposting and a fish with a pacifier, but I will add this data to the mix!

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stewart (cold and limp)@mrmaggiano·23 Kas

Dreamed that I finally hung out with @SardYard but didn’t realize it until she tweeted about it later because I actually don’t really know what she looks like

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stewart (cold and limp)@mrmaggiano·23 Kas

@joe_binky_ I will! I’m always so honored when someone attempts to break through my hard hater shell

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