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Happy 23rd birthday @headlinerscomdy. Fantastic night with compere Kate Barron. introducing legendary comedians @bobmillsts, @MrAndyParsons and @iandstone. Special thanks to prganiser Simon Randall. Wonderful funny night. A Rich Comic Life 1974 - 2024 (arichcomiclife.blog)

@rialina_ @simonminty @SteveBestComic @TheRealSteveDay @TimRenkowcomedy @ShappiKhorsandi @HarrietDyerCom @southbankcentre

My daughter's Y3 teacher is the absolute GOAT. She single-handedly crocheted a mini-me of each kid in her class as an end of year gift. Approx. 8hrs per doll. Even the hairstyles and clothes are spot on. What a legend.

Just voted. Turnout low and polling station staffed entirely by bewildered primary school children. Make of that what you will.

BREAKING Biggest waste of all Tory PPE deals. £1.4 billion of PPE, believed to be compliant, ordered from Full Support Healthcare has been destroyed Equivalent to 35,000 nurses salaries up in smoke Tories staying quiet!! 😡 ⁦@BBCNews⁩ bbc.com/news/articles/…

The brilliant Gary Delaney is on at Ealing comedy Festival in Walpole Park on July 19th!

Sadly what ⁦@AndyBurnhamGM⁩ says is true. Too many Tory voters have yet to accept that what they think of as their party no longer exists. They should have understood that when it made pariahs out of Heseltine, Clarke, Grieve and so many others. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

@DominicFrisby I guess not much I could have done about the constant lowering of the tax threshold so my family is paying £6000 extra per year on that. But it would have been nice to be warned!

How to Protect Your Wealth Under a Labour Government Part 2 open.substack.com/pub/frisby/p/h…

@DominicFrisby Hi Dominic Really wish you'd done one of these in 2019 re Conservatives! I would have made sure I earned less than £50k so I wasn't excluded from any Covid support (though forced to pay for it) + I would have realised capital gains instead of seeing the allowance reduced by 18k

The @edfringe brochure launched today. Doing 2 weeks at the mighty @ThePleasance do pop along

For example, I never spent four billion pounds on unusable PPE.

@stefanompaolini 16A Safety Pin 17D Flare 13A Strain

@stefanompaolini 4A Beau 4D Bop 5D Adept

@keiththecamel 33s LDs isn't exactly risking it 😅 I imagine Labour slightly longer on the exchanges - do you reckon they're value?

1/3, 7/4 what fresh hell is this?

Paul Sinha's memoir, One Sinha Lifetime, comes out on 20 June. He'll be chatting to @MickFerry about it @frogandbucket Manchester on 16 June. There's also the chance to get your hands on the book before anyone else. frogandbucket.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/sh… @paulybengali @AboutMcr @CityLifeManc

"Hi Rishi, it's Michelle from Mone Military Uniforms."

@sewistwrites Michael Henchard

A group of 9-12 year old kids from a community centre in Cork met up with kids living in refugee accommodation nearby. They made this track, & it’s gone viral; 📺 watch, & see why. 🔉 Sound up for💥The Spark, by the Kabin Crew & the Lisdoonvarna Crew 🇮🇪!