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Marius Zoglowek🇵🇱🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@headrest32

Południowa Szkocja Katılım Haziran 2023
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Cathy Beesley
Cathy Beesley@beesley_cathy·
It’s like these twonks think there aren’t people who still remember the 1970s. This one’s quite funny. A fucking baguette 😂
Sama Hoole@SamaHoole

Mrs. Jenkins, 1970, walks down the high street with a wicker basket. - Beef topside from Mr. Pearson, for Sunday - Streaky bacon, sliced thick on the slicer - Lamb's liver for Tuesday tea - Pork sausages, made on the premises that morning - A whole chicken, giblets in a paper bag inside - Suet for the steak and kidney pudding - Butter wrapped in greaseproof paper - A wedge of Lancashire from the wheel - Two dozen eggs from the farm down the road - Double cream for the trifle - A pound of dripping in a stoneware pot, for the chips - Four kippers for Saturday breakfast - A loaf baked that morning, four ingredients Total: about £6. She fed a husband and three children for the week, with leftovers for Monday. Nobody was overweight. Nobody had high cholesterol. Nobody was on any pills. Her granddaughter, 2026, opens the Tesco app on the sofa. - Six chicken breasts, water-injected - "Low-fat" turkey mince - Yoghurts with 14 ingredients per pot - Flora "buttery" spread, palm oil and rapeseed - A bottle of skimmed milk - Pre-grated "mature" cheddar with anti-caking agent - Two ready meals branded "Healthy Living" - "No added sugar" cordial, three artificial sweeteners - "Soft white medium" loaf, eleven ingredients - "Fruit and nut" bars, glucose syrup and rapeseed oil - Squeezable mayonnaise - Pre-washed salad treated with chlorine - Olive oil, for the "Mediterranean" diet she read about Total: about £127. She feeds herself and her husband for three days and orders again on Wednesday. She is, in her early forties, on statins. Her husband is on metformin. The grandmother traded a butcher for a megafarm. A cheese counter for an anti-caking agent. A dairyman for a logistics chain. Dripping for rapeseed oil. A four-ingredient loaf for an eleven-ingredient one. A wicker basket for an app. She paid twenty times the price for worse food, less of it, and threw her health in as part of the deal. The supermarket called this progress. Mrs. Jenkins would have called it being had.

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TV Football 1968-92
It is still, one of the World Cup Finals' iconic moments. Zaire, and the free kick from 1974 #WorldCup
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Lucinda Tobyjug
Lucinda Tobyjug@msloobylou·
Talking to a young woman today who said her fave books are “political fantasy” and I just thought about John Major trying to be sexy
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Lucinda Tobyjug
Lucinda Tobyjug@msloobylou·
Trevor Nelson just said someone from Showaddywaddy Co-wrote that Kylie song. Wrong.
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Jez Garrett
Jez Garrett@craic_horse·
@headrest32 @wts90sglory Perry’s just one of those actors that makes any comedy better. His episodes of 15 Storeys High and Man Down are particularly great.
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What's the Story 90s Glory
What's the Story 90s Glory@wts90sglory·
Low-budget police mockumentary before The Office style was everywhere Feels chaotic and very “forgotten BBC2 era Loved this Show 2001.
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Lucinda Tobyjug
Lucinda Tobyjug@msloobylou·
Someone should make a drama about a gangster family. That'd be good.
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The Emilia Show
The Emilia Show@Latenitemusic1·
Booker T. & MGs, Soul Limbo BBC Test Cricket Theme
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Sarah
Sarah@idlewildgirl·
My mates Dad painted this of me and Harls for my birthday gift, how lovely 🥹❤️
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Andy Churnwell
Andy Churnwell@churnwell·
When a woman blocks you on Tinder for being creepy.
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WG RumblePants
WG RumblePants@WG_RumblePants·
I asked Chat GPT to turn a cricketer into the type of dog that they most resemble. So which cricketer is this?
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Visegrád 24
Visegrád 24@visegrad24·
Easter Monday is known as “Wet Monday” in Poland For 1000+ years, Poles have been dousing each other with water in a tradition called “Śmigus-Dyngus.” Firefighters often get involved and take on random strangers in water fights
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The Sopranos Club
The Sopranos Club@TheSopranosClub·
What is your favourite Paulie Walnuts quote?
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