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🚨: NASA nuclear engineer becomes 12th scientists found dead as FBI launches investigation

Congratulations to candidate Susanne Shore for Regent, as she will advance to the General Election in November. She is running for the Board of Regents to bring a steady, experienced voice to the state’s most important institution. Congratulations, Susanne.

@LD_78 @solomonmissouri And a clinic too 😭

@solomonmissouri He was actually practicing medicine though 🤣🤣

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ChudTheBuilder has now been charged with attempted murder, employing a firearm during a dangerous felony, aggravated assault, and reckless endangerment with a deadly weapon, and is currently being held in jail pending arraignment.

ChudTheBuilder shot a man who attacked him outside a courthouse in Clarksville & accidentally grazed himself in the process. Before it escalated, he asked the man if he was going to “chimp out” the man then walked up & sucker punched him. It is unclear if the man survived.

Woman goes viral for revealing the identity of her baby’s potential father instead of having a gender reveal party: "I’m team red but my family team blue"

There is no better 1A option than Daniel Tosh for Celebrity Guest Picker…. Make him tell you no

Not gonna lie.. Atlanta is the LAST place he needs to be. And this has absolutely NOTHING to do with Football.

Alex #Murdaugh's convictions are REVERSED. Case REMANDED to circuit court... fitsnews.com/2026/05/13/s-c…

Me calling someone back, hoping they don’t pick up so I can use it as proof that I tried.

RT @TMZ: 🕊️ Jason Collins, the NBA's first openly Gay player, has died at 47. Details: bit.ly/4uC5GSC

Update on Hantavirus: One person from North Carolina was onboard the MV Hondius and evacuated with all US passengers to the University of Nebraska Medical Center’s National Quarantine Unit. There are no current cases in North Carolina, and risk of infection across the state remains low. NCDHHS is coordinating with the CDC and federal and local partners, and we will continue to provide updates as we learn more.

Apple developer here. Green means the FBI can see you. Orange means they can hear you

DC Assistant Police Chief Andre Wright allegedly texted his wife from his work phone: “This Big Tittie bitch can’t read” during a meeting and later “I’m going out of town with a fat ugly bitch, will be back tomorrow… I’m taking two midgets with me.” dc.citycast.fm/news/andre-wri…

MEMPHIS WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER PROMOTING HERSELF TO “WALMART DISTRICT OPERATIONS SUPERVISOR” AND GIVING HERSELF FREE GROCERIES FOR 5 MONTHS MEMPHIS, TN — A Memphis woman was arrested Tuesday after allegedly spending the last five months walking into the Walmart on Germantown Parkway dressed like she owned the place and “approving” her own groceries down to prices usually reserved for yard sales and Shelby County school bake sales. Police say 34-year-old Tiffany Lamar pulled off the scheme with nothing more than confidence, a fake badge, and the kind of attitude usually only seen from HOA presidents and people who return half-eaten rotisserie chickens. According to investigators, Tiffany bought a blue Walmart vest off Facebook Marketplace for $7, laminated her own badge at the FedEx Office on Poplar, and labeled herself: “Tiffany — Regional Checkout Compliance Director” Which, according to Walmart corporate, is absolutely not a real position. But apparently nobody questioned it because she carried a clipboard and walked fast. Employees say Tiffany would arrive every Saturday around noon, storm through the front entrance yelling things like: “Corporate’s watching shrink numbers today!” before marching directly to self-checkout like she was preparing for battle. Police say her weekly “executive-level overrides” included: • 8 frozen Red Baron pizzas marked as “employee morale supplies” • A 55-inch TV discounted to $3.17 under “bird damage” • Two air fryers labeled “training equipment” • A family-size pack of ribs entered as “seasonal inventory loss” • Three candles marked “emotional support lighting” • A 24-pack of Dr Pepper rung up as “hydration reimbursement” Loss prevention officers said Tiffany became increasingly bold over time. “She started wearing a Bluetooth headset that wasn’t connected to anything,” said one employee. “She’d pause mid-transaction and say stuff like, ‘No, Doug, I don’t care what corporate says, Memphis runs different.’” Investigators say the scam finally unraveled after an actual store manager noticed Tiffany’s badge also listed her as: “Assistant Vice President of Frozen Meats.” Authorities detained her in the parking lot while she was loading 17 reusable bags into a dented Nissan Altima with a drive-out tag from 2022 and a bumper sticker that read: “Boss Babe Energy.” When questioned by police, Tiffany reportedly insisted she was “basically management spiritually” and claimed she was due for a raise. She now faces charges including theft, fraud, impersonating an employee, and whatever crime covers putting a rotisserie chicken under “research and development.” Meanwhile, Memphis residents online have already started calling her: “The CEO of Self Checkout.

I’m SCREAMING this woman on ig met Marlon and Jackie and did his body roll dance in front of them 😭😭😭

Just keep it in theaters until Michael 2 comes out.

🚨 LOCKDOWN CONFIRMED IN FRANCE

IMAX should keep it running for as long as it can.

Cinema is Jaafar Jackson