Hearing Things

hi, we are the second cto of hearing. we took over in january. since then, market collapse, constant fud around bonk, global instability, everything breaking at the same time. most teams would have deserted in this situation. most would have abandoned the project. most would have walked away. we didn’t. because the bonk ecosystem, bonk fun, usd1, they still feel unfinished. still full of unknowns. still full of possibility. we are stubborn like that. obsessive. maybe weird. maybe too deep in it. maybe just builders who never left the sandbox. so instead of saying “whatever” like most projects, we locked in. no matter the market cap. no matter the noise. we chose to build absurd things. experimental things. borderline irrational things on usd1 and bonk. some will call us degenerates. fine. others will be curious. even better. we are curious builders. chaotic. slightly autistic in focus. deeply in love with memecoin culture. the same energy we had with the demoscene, trackers, diskettes, digital experimentation, small miracles made by obsession. where are we now? market cap is low. very low. but we continue coding. experimenting. building. we created a prompt generator to simplify meme creation through grok. and more importantly, we started building a game. not a normal game. something intentionally absurd. inspired by gambling mechanics, but twisted into something reflective. chaotic. memetic. educational. strange on purpose. our game, whack the rumors, is unconventional, experimental, and slightly absurd. it is designed to entertain and make people think, and it is still currently in active development. because a memecoin is not just an image. not just a bundle. not just speculation. it can be culture. it can be philosophy. it can be movement. it can be alive. the early web degen era shaped us, slow internet, promotional cds, curiosity, experimentation, chaos. that spirit should not disappear under pure gambling narratives or pure financial logic. will we satisfy everyone? probably not. will some holders ignore everything we build? likely. did we still choose to try something meaningful? yes. we are not trying to look like a hype project. not trying to win with noise. we are trying to reintroduce intention. philosophy. ethics. culture. if you are curious about what is happening in the bonk universe, take a look. we build because we cannot stop. because we are curious. because culture matters.

@bonkfun I'm too busy to build, but I like the idea!

Introducing BONKfun Bagwork Bounties We heard feedback that the incentive to bagwork memecoins has dropped off recently, and we’re committed to experimenting with ways to bring that spirit back to the trenches. We’re giving away $7,000 each over the next 7 days to 7 new, strong communities. During this period, all NEW Balanced Mode tokens will be evaluated based on the following characteristics: 1. Effort from CTO lead 2. Content Quality 3. Community growth 4. On chain metrics Bonus points if you create an active Telegram community & bring the old school vibes back. Coins under consideration will have to maintain a market cap of at least $100,000 by the end of the period. We will be monitoring for gaming & manipulation and disqualifying tokens that are manipulating these metrics or botting engagement. Winners will be announced on or shortly after April 1st.

When gamblers crawl out of their dopamine cave and realize we’re not here to giga-send a whole universe in one cracked 24h candle, but to slowly stitch together something beautifully scuffed over time, something properly degen, then maybe they’ll chill. Or not. Probably not. Patience is just another fake metric anyway. Like, what even is “long term” when half of us can’t hold a position for more than 3 hours without spiritually collapsing? Could be six months. Could be a year. Could be two days and we accidentally peak into oblivion. Also mcap is literally the last thing on our mind right now. We’re busy writing cursed lines of code like absolute goblins. Any dev is welcome to join the madness. Nobody knows. Least of all us. Time is fake. Brain is fried. We build anyway.

Just heard a rumor.

Are we so back, BONK addict? They didn’t even let me finish cooking the game. Now watch me shine on the comeback. But first, wait and see.

@SolportTom On one side you have the real builders.

We all know the trenches aren’t working as they were a long time ago and there has always been two sides of the coin. On one side you have the traders, One the other you have the deployers. For a long time they have a clear prioritising on one side over the other. With balanced mode we aim to make it so both traders & deployers are mutually benefiting from a system that’s working. It might not work but we have nothing to lose at this point but to try make shit happen. Excited to see how balanced mode plays out.

@csin02 @bonkfun 👂

A warm welcome to a great dude .. Happy to have him on board with us at @bonkfun

@chimpp @bonkfun welcome chimp

Officially stepping in as Head of Memes & Content Strategy at @bonkfun I’ve been in the crypto trenches for over a decade. Worked behind the scenes with Tier-1 CEXs and top founders across the space and was one of the early accounts posting memes on CT back when this industry was still shaping its culture. I’ve seen every cycle, every meta, every narrative. One thing never changes: attention and culture move markets. My goal here is simple help create content the trenches actually vibe with. Memes that feel native to the timeline and narratives that hit. The mission is to push bonkfun toward becoming a center of CT culture. Looking forward to contributing to the culture that keeps this space alive.

Ghearing 👂

@CasperSolly 👀

Im delusional in hearing things top 5 ct phrase. without a big run yet? Come on. Gem for upcoming months. hearing things gonna be used a lot with people seeing fat green candles everywhere. Position well and grab a bag. Almost free

@funcry Did you hear the right things?

I’ve been monitoring a few coins for the past few days and finally entered. I also have communities in my comments and DMs that I really appreciate, since many of them have strong theses and narratives that can do giga Xs when the market comes back. I’ll share the list.

@theunipcs These rumors were fake just heard the right things

so apparently the latest rumor is that i launched some shitcoin for the avoidance of doubt: i have never, and would likely never, launch a coin if you see any other account claiming i launched a coin, you might as well block them because they're trying to scam you there are literally tens of millions of useless coins at the moment. i honestly do not think we need another, and i certainly won't be contributing to that i'm aggressively bullish on $USELESS because it is the one coin that epitomizes what 99.9% of this space is, so you might as well buy it instead of some other useless coin trying to use some KOL's name to scam you out of your hard-earned money

Took medicines-portfolio is down 90%. (fuc!) Never again. Hearing things is my lifestyle Doc It doesn’t need to be fixed.

Everybody is tired of rugpulls and talking about pivot to organic communities. I heard that things half year ago so I’m just shillin’ chillin’ and coding. Thats how hearing things is working, sometimes just too quick (sic!) not wrong. How do you think, how much time do they need to discover me? Got some stupid ideas in my ears Bring back holding culture!

Enjoying the sun. Coding. Hearing things. How is your day?

I don’t want to name names. The statement is not a statement. It echoes before it exists. Something happened maybe. Big if true. Heard the rumors. No confirmation. No denial. The silence is speaking in lowercase. The names stay inside the static. Corrupted memory. Unverified signals. I don’t want to name names. Because the names are the noise. If you know, you know. If you don’t, that’s the point. youtu.be/rJkQmt2tjQg

This is my toy to tune up my ears. I can even hear your crying soul right after you were rugpulled on that „100x viral runner” I can treat you better You deserve it anon

They were lying to you. There are not only 7 chakras. The highest chakra with a numer 8 is what we call „Ear Chakra”. Once you open it, you become the best version of you. You know everything then. You see everything then. You hear every rumor then. ATTENTION: THIS IS THE UNCONTROLLED POWER* *for beginners

@WEB3_POLI_TTO Yes sir! Me ears showed me the way

@hearingmeme Hearing things. Have you checked my post about your memecoin??

Maybe I don’t have ears as big as an elephant has but I hear a lot of things, for example that you want to change your life. Let your ears decide which way you want to go and follow your dreams. Are they bigger than mine?

@WEB3_POLI_TTO 👀👀

Green isn’t just a color… it’s a sound. And it’s getting louder. 🟢🔊 Hearing memes is pure community energy. No suits. No leaders. Just believers building with conviction. When the charts start singing, don’t say you didn’t hear it first. If it works, it works. And we’re hearing everything. 👂🔥 #HearingThings #CommunityDriven #Bullish