Kenneth Heasley

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Kenneth Heasley

Kenneth Heasley

@HeasleyK13

USMC - UIUC - Secret Squirrel Stuff

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Kenneth Heasley
Kenneth Heasley@HeasleyK13·
Hear me out, I’m not saying the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest is going to happen, but @joeyjaws just came out and said and I quote, “I’m gonna get the rest of the guys out and we’re gonna do this f***er.” #nathansfamous #ESPN
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Mike Janela
Mike Janela@MikeJanela·
Q-104.3, New York City’s legendary and iconic classic rock station, just played Numb by Linkin Park (2003) Please respect my wishes for privacy during this difficult time
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Dudes Posting Their W’s
Dudes Posting Their W’s@DudespostingWs·
The first deputy on scene at a Colorado house fire kicked the door open in one shot after a bystander said, “That thing won’t open.” He then found a dog hiding under a trampoline in the backyard and saved it.
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Josh Brooks
Josh Brooks@F530Josh·
SF Bro who bet on himself with his own cash right before fast roping onto a foreign president’s roof and stealing him like a snickers bar from a gas station is going to do more time than all of the Somali fraudsters who stole $18bn from Minnesota combined. Bookmark this.
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Kenneth Heasley@HeasleyK13·
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Collin Rugg@CollinRugg

BREAKING: The DOJ has arrested a special forces soldier who made $400,000 betting on the removal of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, according to ABC. Federal investigators say the soldier bet more than $33,000 just hours before Trump announced Maduro's capture. The special forces soldier was reportedly directly involved with the capture. "The largest position -- a $32,537 bet that Maduro would be out of office by Jan. 31 -- resulted in a 1,242% profit of $404,222," ABC News reported. "Following his successful trading relating to Maduro- and Venezuela-related contracts, [Gannon Ken] VAN DYKE allegedly sent most of his proceeds to a foreign cryptocurrency vault before depositing them into a newly created online brokerage account. The same day of the operation, VAN DYKE withdrew the majority of his allegedly unlawful proceeds from his Polymarket account..." the DOJ announced. "VAN DYKE, 38, of Fayetteville, North Carolina, is charged with three counts of violating the Commodity Exchange Act, each of which carries a maximum sentence of 10 years in prison; one count of wire fraud, which carries a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison; and one count of an unlawful monetary transaction, which carries a maximum sentence of 10 years in prison."

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Tony Linares
Tony Linares@TonyLinaresPR·
@watilo @united Flight attendants are not waitresses/waiters. They are aircraft crewmembers primarily there for your safety. Hailing one to get your empty cup out of your hands is really a turn off. They'll go around doing that when they determine it's time to do it.
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Cory Watilo
Cory Watilo@watilo·
it blows my mind how inhospitable some flight attendants can be. I'm in the last row on the aisle on a @united flight. pre-takeoff, the two FAs behind me are standing around talking about vacations, etc - just killing time. I had an empty cup with ice, so I turned to see if I could get one of them to throw it away so I didn't have to hold onto it through takeoff. this female flight attendant turns to me with an inauthentic/condescending smile and puts her hand up to indicate "wait"... for several seconds. the other FA instantly turns, sees me with the cup, and immediately reaches over to take it and throw it away. she was also talking about how she's been flying for 20-something years. I'm sure you're getting jaded with the job but man, what happened to just being a nice person, especially when you're on the job and taking care of passengers is part of the job description?
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Spaceballs The X Account
Spaceballs The X Account@Grunt2A·
@ByEricPratt MLB TV is so poorly thought out Fan - "Hey, MLB I want to watch 1 team. Can I give you money to do that?" MLB - "No. You live near that team. You can't watch them. Best I can do is let you watch the other 29 teams you don't care about."
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Eyal Yakoby
Eyal Yakoby@EYakoby·
BREAKING: Footage from Mohamed Abdou's lecture NYU last night shows glorification of terrorism and hatred of America. “Be proud of your hate for America.” “Praise the blessed Al-Aqsa flood, October 7th, 2023.” Why are U.S. tax dollars going to NYU?
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Kenneth Heasley@HeasleyK13·
@baseball_cards Let me get that address. We can all make his life a living hell together. Include the score and feet per hr as well haha
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Owen Strachan
Owen Strachan@ostrachan·
Go see "Project Hail Mary." It's genuinely beautiful, clean, life-affirming, family-friendly, very funny, and open to wonder. Ryan Gosling deserves an Oscar for it. It's probably the best family movie to drop in 10-20 years. Spend the money; buy the popcorn; enjoy a good movie!
Variety@Variety

“Project Hail Mary” shone brightly in its fifth weekend of release, picking up $20.5 million. That brings the sci-fi adventure’s domestic gross to a stellar $285.1 million. bit.ly/4mzwlMU

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Minnesota Twins
Minnesota Twins@Twins·
Things you can get in a dozen: - Eggs - Roses - Mets losses
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Savanah Hernandez
Savanah Hernandez@Savsays·
UPDATE: Chris Ostroushko says that the backlash his family has been receiving for their actions last weekend has been “overwhelming” and “nonstop” He’s now “second guessing” living in the United States, because he’s unhappy with how negatively the public has reacted to him assaulting a woman on camera. He is in complete disbelief, stating that, "I've never had anything like this happen in my life". Chris and Deyanna have been going on a press tour continuing to assert that they are the real victims, despite millions watching the footage of them instigating everything. There is also a GoFundMe for them, where they are currently trying to raise $8k, stating that they’ve lost their jobs and, “are facing one of the most overwhelming and life-altering moments they have ever experienced”. The family has still taken zero accountability for any of the violence they committed and are in complete shock that they are facing consequences for their actions. Last week Chris also did an interview where he lied, stating that his family is “absolutely not violent" and that all he did was "stay back and watch" everything, despite being on camera shoving me multiple times.
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Ultra MAGA Joyce Day
Ultra MAGA Joyce Day@Daytobehappy·
This was New York City on July 4, 1976 for the 200th anniversary of the United States and now New Yorkers can't even celebrate the 250th anniversary because they voted for the ideology that took down the towers to the left!
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Kenneth Heasley
Kenneth Heasley@HeasleyK13·
@NYCMayor New Yorkers need safety and trust in their leaders and judges to get the murderers off the streets. Talk more about that and the 15 year old viciously killed at the park in gang violence. Please.
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