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@drizzylitfw one time on shums my cat turned the light switch on. he’s never done it before or after… it was so fucking scary

was on shrooms and inad a whole conversation telepathically with my cat about her trauma and she's literally different now

@GlebMelnikov8 @E1podcast my icon

The greatest trope is when a character has a cousin who is just a country/cowboy version of them

@LeftMyHeartOnD should have named baby Atrieign

I love how the #theboys fandom collectively ignores that they retconned Butcher being faithful to Becca cause what was the reason for that truly lmfao

i did the same thing like 10 minutes ago

@Jiikae that got bro pussy wet 😭

Watched the new episode of The Boys And when Mother’s Milk explained the origins of his name I literally said “That’s hard” out loud

@rotnbrain hate when that happens like ugh

I broke out of prison using a kidney stone protruding from my urethra to slash a guard’s neck

people without autism look u dead in ur eyes and be like "let's go to the bright lights and loud noises place. with thousands of people there"

Im scaring the hoes by being too sweet

Do yall ever think ab ur dating history n think Yo im rlly random asf 4 dat

@BadboysDiary @VoughtCrave Robert Dwayne the Rock Jrson

@VoughtCrave Same level of perfect casting as Robert Dwayne Jr as Ironman

I don’t see it tbh

@HQNewsNow greatest accomplishment being *checks notes* getting YMCA to number one

Trump: And Melania hates when I dance to at the end too. She hates when I dance to what's sometimes referred to as... the gay national anthem.

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오늘 하루종일 이러고있어야지

it’s always sex sex sex with you people. nobody wants to press our naked bodies together while making out with too much tongue anymore

@ExtremeBlitz__ that sounds nice until you realize he survived and then everything is Bad Again.

Netanyahu has CANCER FOR REAL

me as hell

“you’re up early” bold of you to assume ive slept

babe ur tone in texting is off do u hate and wish death upon me now

The art of letting whoever think whatever