hoestess

@cirocobama69 this event sounds like it might be heaven on earth for me

Charity scramble with 200 tradesmen and home builders #YouKnowIHadToDoItToEm

happy friday, fuck the shareholders

morning wood (my clit is hard)

@sumhotdumbitch i would call this round or like a tapered oval!!

I need my nail girlies to chime in real quick. What shape is this?? Cuz I always ask for this and they give me almond and that’s not what I want.

i miss when my frontal lobe wasn’t developed and i let a guy i went on one date with pick me up from the bar and take me quadding an hour out of the city at 2am

if you have big biceps hit my line!!!

yall mind?

as my final act of turning a housewife back into a hoe i will be getting an ankle bracelet

i delete tweets idgaf ima new person every 12 minutes

this blue collar shit is easy

cigarettes are a type of companion

i hate eaters bc where'd you learn that from and how many people you did that to

this the type of shit i’m gonna start doing to my house now that my man is gone

idk what to tell yall i need some DICK

i think maybe if i just dont stop doing tasks, i can have my entire life figured out in 4 months

how do i sign up

girls night except instead of getting drunk and watching movies we’re getting drunk and doing the landscaping i’ve been begging my ex man to do for 4 months