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Order your own Cybertank: ts.la/he79390

@SawyerMerritt If the Model S Signature Edition is still available, I’ll order one right away if invited @Tesla

The $160,000 Model X Signature Edition is officially sold out. Reservations are now closed.

I will order the Model S Signature Edition in a heartbeat if invited, just saying @Tesla

I will order the Model X Signature Edition in a heartbeat if invited, just saying @Tesla

@teslascope @Tesla Oh wow I was there just before you tonight! Order 611!

Always enjoy stopping at the @Tesla Diner. Almost every charger (including the larger lot) was taken, but managed to get a table with friends inside.

Finally eating at the Tesla Diner!

@SawyerMerritt ts.la/he79390

I’m now maxed out on referrals for the rest of the year. Time to help you guys get some Tesla referrals! Drop your referral links below and I’ll send people asking for a code to the comment section to select one. Won’t be able to help everyone, but will do what I can. For those curious, here's what people ordered using my code: • Model Ys: 6 • Cybertrucks: 3 • Model 3: 1

Starlink WiFi on @flyjsx rips! It’s free AND fast! I love flying on JSX.

People seem to mistake what Tesla Autopilot is or isn’t. Active safety features like automatic emergency braking and forward collision warning aren’t Autopilot. Autopilot ~= autosteer. grok.com/share/bGVnYWN5…

Starlink is discontinuing the Roam 10GB plan at $10/month which I use on the Starlink mini in my Cybertruck but is offering an 80% discount on the Roam 100GB plan for 2 months. Awesome!

Happy New Year! 🎉🥂🍾🎆✨ 2026 is going to be 🔥

FSD v14.2.2.2 coming in at the same time on both my Model 3 and Cybertruck! One is installing because it’s been in the garage and the other is downloading because we just came home.

Merry Christmas! 🎁🎄

Tesla team is deploying software to production on Christmas Day. I salute you and thank you for working so hard every day all year round 🫡 🙏

Installing the 2025 holiday update on my Model 3! Happy for both of my cars to be on the same version again.

My @lexondesign x @JeffKoons balloon dog lamp arrived today and it’s a beautifully designed object to behold. Worth the ~6 month wait!

Installing the 2025 Holiday Update on my Cybertruck!

@NarcisPogor @DavidSacks @theallinpod grok.com/share/bGVnYWN5…

@hechen @DavidSacks @theallinpod What pun ? There's no pun

Finally got my @theallinpod tequila! Tonight is gonna be super lit (pun intended)!

Tesla Bot in my Pocket with @Tesla_Optimus!

My Tesla charging passport just showed up in the app!

The number one tequila brought to you by the number one podcast in the world, @theallinpod and JCal 😂