Hector Eliott

@elonmusk Elon Musk. Liar, liar pants on fire, nose as long as a telephone wire.

Wow, this is crazy!

@elonmusk There is something uniquely distasteful about a smug billionaire dumbing down and trivializing an issue that killed millions of poorer people, playing up to anti-rationalist, anti-humanist and anti-scientific sentiments for the cheapest of thrills.

Western Cape Traffic Chief, Mr Farrel Payne, blowing out a symbolic candle and taking the salute for the playing of the Last Post at today's ceremony to honour our provincial uniformed officers who have died in the line of duty.

@BizPortalGovZa Trying to access CIPC profile. I registered using a service now out of business. They used their email and cell number for registration. So I can't get OTP to reset pword. CIPC phone not answered. No email enquiries accepted. Can you help plz? @ebrahimzar

@EdKieswetter For the first time, my VAT return requires SARS to refund me. SARS has opted to take away my tax compliant status, without reason and without warning. I just got a major contract suspended cause of SARS. How do I get SARS to stop impeding honest taxpayers?

@helenzille Hmmm...although you used to kick me up the butt for using the "something Nazi" construction....😜

I try not to be a grammar Nazi (I sometimes get things wrong myself) but ppl who confuse "fewer" with "less" press my buttons. It is "FEWER" votes (because you can count an actual number of votes) NOT "less" votes. Use "less" for a quantity you can't actually count (Less Water)

Hi, @Vodacom111 3 months ago I moved to @Vodacom from @MTNza. At same time applied to transfer ownership to my biz. Today I heard transfer declined cos my number is on a "fraud watchlist"?!?! Vodacom shop says can't help, Customer Care says shop must help. Can @Vodacom111 help?

Sunday Good News! The Harrismith community was for 14 days without water. Freestate farmer Petrus Classen bought a water pump. Installed it even though the municipality tried to block him. He is now providing water to 80% of the community. Social Media please share good news too!

South Africa will not begin to thrive unless and until the ANC loses power. To think otherwise is palpably delusional. And this statement holds true whatever you think of the DA.

Of course penguins can ski

Judge Zondo should investigate every company that got major contracts from an ANC government. We now know that these don't come without bribes. Unless people are prosecuted and jailed, the Zondo Commission will turn out to have been an expensive diversion.

@helenzille Here is the answer to troll farm question: Q: In which episode of Star Trek did Chief Engineer Montgomery "Scotty" Scott make emergency repairs to save the starship Enterprise from certain doom? A: All of them.

When my followers jump by 3,000 in one day, I know something is going on out there. Which troll farm is getting ready to manufacture outrage before the 2019 election?

I’ve only had two drinks. I’m ok to drive. The reality is you are not. Your decisions could land you behind bars. #BoozeFreeRoads is the only way. #RBT officers testing motorists on Voortrekker Road, Maitland.

TO ALL PARENTS - You make pathetic seatbelts! Sadly you'll probably have to try it before you screw up bigtime! Ping! @Wheelwell

HELLO PARENTS/DRIVERS ! Is this likely to occur in your vehicle.... Well is it? Secure your kids & pets in transit NOW!.... while you still have them. Ping! @Wheelwell

With the dedicated traffic officers staffing the "random breath testing" road block tonight. Still far too many ppl drinking and driving.

Here's my latest column that responds to Professors Botha and Slade, and explains why Identity Politics is destroying Freedom. I think it is an important commentary on our times IMHO! dailymaverick.co.za/opinionista/20…

Boom

@WCGovTPW has been doing a mini-expo so @WCGovSafelyHome made a poster highlighting some of its achievements since launching the Calendar. Have a look! @helenzille