Pippi Gangstalking

@allan_cheapshot Did Bret ever speak on Foley? I know they only ever had house show matches, but I’m curious what his thoughts are on a guy who was clearly giving more to the business than it would ever give back to him.

Bret Hart is often reduced to one word: bitter. It is an easy way to dismiss him, because he has never made peace with the parts of wrestling he thinks cheapened the craft, rewarded politics, or left people broken for someone else’s payday. 🧵

@allan_cheapshot Any idea who’s on this album cover?

Darby’s title win was very cool capstone to a story that goes back longer than people even realize. MJF’s side headlock takeover but goes back to their very first match in Limitless Pro in 2018.

Convinced that the “Geese is a PSYOP” discourse is actually a LIMITED HANGOUT to distract you from the fact that all successful artists are just the products of marketing campaigns.

Allowing myself as many hot dogs as I want this summer, as long as I eat one fresh fruit per dog.

@NatPurser Basic principles of judo

the people who say the data center backlash is bc people are dogmatically opposed to ai usage should probably read this.

@lucretia__rhys @EricWilzon Tbf, most places in this country do not have six miles of sidewalks between home and work

only in new york city can you walk around on a nice day

@TrevorDame You would probably be left with some guy who doesn’t have many friends in the business because he’s difficult to work with and is a miserable prick.

I spent 5 minutes trying to think of a wrestler I could put in the blank for "If you Thanos-snapped every wrestler who was friends with a sex criminal out of existence, there'd be only ____ left" but could not even come up with one wrestler I'd be 100% confident in.

He is still beloved by AEW's fanbase. Sadly, if every wrestler who is friends with a sex criminal vanished tomorrow, it'd make the end of Avengers: Infinity War look quaint.

@toshanshuinLA @thesuperjcast Zero sympathy for njpw fans crying about AEW signing talent or having their talent go over. New Japan office knows the playbook, because it’s the same one they’ve been using.

they’re calling this “the tony khan”

I refuse to buy order salmon at a restaurant, it’s the grilled cheese of proteins. It’s good but it’s literally always tastes the same and I can make that shit at home.

@SecWar There’s no honor in voluntary war

Our nation mourns the loss of six extraordinary American heroes. These brave warriors gave everything in service to our country, supporting Operation Epic Fury. Major Jeffrey R. O’Brien. Captain Cody A. Khork. Chief Warrant Officer 3 Robert M. Marzan. Sergeant First Class Nicole M. Amor. Sergeant First Class Noah L. Tietjens. Sergeant Declan J. Coady. Our service members bear a responsibility and a duty most civilians will never come close to understanding. They know that the day might come when they are asked to risk their life in defense of their country. As Secretary of War, I stand with an unbreakable spirit to honor their memory and the resolve they embodied. To their families, loved ones, and fellow warfighters: We lift you up in prayer and pledge our unwavering support. Their deaths will not be in vain. We will honor them with action. We will hunt down the Iranians radicals responsible, dismantle their military capabilities, and ensure that justice is swift and absolute. We stand stronger than ever, ready to avenge these fallen heroes and crush the threats in Iran that dare to challenge us. America does not yield; we advance, we prevail, and this we'll defend. God bless our warfighters, their families, and the United States of America.

Is Green Eggs & Ham tsundere?

Speed skating is a very Tron-coded sport

God, I hate Creighton, but I love Omaha (rip Brothers) and I love how tenderly DeMott holds Hurley.

@adultmomband Step mom

reply with your favorite show/movie with cancer in it? (the big c, etc)

I’ll give AI credit for one thing. If you want to find out what time the Super Bowl starts, you no longer need to go to a website called “cbssports.news.co” and scroll through four paragraphs explaining what the Super Bowl is to an unfrozen cave man to find out the answer.

You’re not a real freak unless you edge your sneezes when you have a cold

@adultmomband How many of her backing band members do we think were berklee dropouts?

I saw her on this tour in a small room and it changed me

@EricWilzon This guy looks exactly the same 20 years later, just fatter and maybe his wife asks him to shave

Orgcore revival 2026 calling it now

@Keir_Starmer Keep gargling trump’s nuts you beans on toast bitch

The UK has long supported a transition of power in Venezuela. We regarded Maduro as an illegitimate President and we shed no tears about the end of his regime. I reiterated my support for international law this morning. The UK government will discuss the evolving situation with US counterparts in the days ahead as we seek a safe and peaceful transition to a legitimate government that reflects the will of the Venezuelan people.