Leisha Thompson

@acereject Hahahahaa omg I chuckled at this

Staright people want to be persecuted so much and it wouldn't bother me if they walked the speed of someone who was persecuted. FUCKIN MOVE.

@Brocklesnitch Majestic

A beautiful Australian dessert many will never experience…

@acereject Oh you know how much I love Belinda

Oh my love it's you that I dream of Oh my love since that day Somewhere in my heart I'm always Dancing with you in the summer rain Doesn't matter what I do now Doesn't matter what I say Somewhere in my heart I'm always Dancing with you in the summer rain

@DonTheMacIntyre @sciencegirl Yes!! That’s what I see

@sciencegirl What happens if you see a cow?

Apparently, if you can see two people dancing, you're left-brained, and if you can see a bowl of fruit, you're right-brained…

@Brocklesnitch That’s fucking funny 👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️

I love the Irwins because they have American evangelical energy except their religion is conservation and crocodiles

@acereject Omg Paul. I would kill to be at this show. If you don’t cry I will murder you. What a show

Just bought a standing ticket for Alanis Morissette and Liz Phair at the Hydro next week on Twickets. If you see me crying at "Reasons I Drink" or "Why Can't I?" no you didn't.

@sophielmg Kane is so excited!!

oh my GOD I'm still a massive Sims nerd this is the best news

@acereject I do not understand this sentence at all 🤣🤣

apparently the lassie who shagged the dug lives in bellshill fuck sake

@acereject Wow!! Small Scottish world are you seeing them perform?

It’s such a small world that the person who is currently doing Shirley Manson’s parts in Goodby Mr Mackenzies live shows is someone I knew when I was kid (that’s Yvonne pictured with Lewis Capaldi)

@acereject Impossible!!

@helcat79 i miss your face more!

In my lesbian era

@acereject 😂😂😂😂

@helcat79 right you took that too far :P

@acereject Hahaha so true!!! ❤️❤️❤️

Nobody will remember: -your salary -how “busy you were” -how many hours you worked People will remember: -how Mike turned up at the Manchester and London gigs on about 12 hours notice flying in from the Midwest of America

@acereject I just saw Josh Hartlett is in it, haven’t seen him in anything for ages

@helcat79 it was good!

Off to see Trap having successfully (I think) managed to avoid spoilers for over a week since the US release. Fun fact: I’ve never seen a single M. Night Shyamalan movie before, yes, even The Sixth Sense.

@acereject 😂😂

That hazard cone has been on the stairs since last November when one of the graphics team vomited purple all over the stairs after their Xmas night out. I’m going to celebrate its birthday if no one moves it between now and next Nov.

@acereject 😂😂😂

Absolutely stunning gym lad squeezed into the space between me and the glass of the tiny seat at the front of the new subway carriages on Friday and can I just say something ladies it’s taken me all weekend to recover

@acereject I collect everything 😂😂😂😂

Does nobody collect and display anything anymore? Where's your sentimental stuff?

actually, my most Boomer/Gen X/Millennial trait is when I see photos of someone's house contents and wonder WHERE'S ALL YOUR STUFF? Not the boring things like furniture or clothes, but just things that make you you?

@acereject Yeah we have as standard 7-11pm

@helcat79 In England it is. In Scotland we have some 24 hour supermarkets but mostly open 6am til 11pm.

If I ever moved to England I can guarantee that this would fuck me up every single week.