Helen O'Connor

@CamillaWest Wow what a bunch of dicks responding. You were coming to see your notgodchild, my daughter, at a worthwhile event. My kids were at school with the lovely Starmers and they would think this reaction pathetic.

@JUSTtheTalk Oh site down, oh site down...

Unfortunately, we're still having some problems, but we think we've identified the issue. It might mean temporarily closing the site while we put it right, but don't panic, we'll be back. In the meantime, unless you've *actually* forgotten your password - its us, not you 🙂

@lancs2002 Fuck, no. Please.

@neavieao Nah, that's Gru's brother Dru from Despicable Me 3.

@Talldarkfriend You are just brilliant. I'd love you to meet my friends - you could explode the brains of the transphobic ones, which would be great, but you'd probably like the other ones.

@drkarenedge @thosethatcan @TVRav @CStewart_CS Bit harsh? Emma makes some great food and is a capable adult.

@thosethatcan @TVRav @CStewart_CS Dear Dr Kell, Please check your inbox. Team K&I&Coco have sent something to spare your children from your cooking for at least a night:)

We’re managing FINE without @TVRav. ‘It’s ok, Mum. I’m sure it’s edible. You tried.’ Cc: @CStewart_CS

@popboy84 scraped?

I know the story behind the dance is very emotional I am just not a huge fan of the couple choice concept. Really want it scraped #StrictlySpoiler #StrictlyComeDancing #Strictlyresults #Strictly #Strictly2021 #strictlycurse

@theRealDeal506 Lol indeed, tiny white man.

@stephsfumero Do you have a cunning laugh (suppressed)? My current belief is AJ and Rhys in the dance of, AJ to go through.

@simontomlinson Nah.

@BBCWomansHour @timothy_stanley @Emmabarnett Amazing mansplaining. More of this overprivileged polemic please!

Journalist @timothy_stanley talks to @Emmabarnett about why he thinks tradition is important, and why it's worth thinking about where we've come from when it comes to family, culture, sexuality and more: bbc.in/3ocJLRa

@billybragg @JeanHatchet @Ecuadorian_Mum @Passie_Kracht @CroneInAMillion How do you know?

@JeanHatchet @Ecuadorian_Mum @Passie_Kracht @CroneInAMillion The same form that black people face when they walking into a shop. The narrow minded make assumptions about them, which they easily detect.

What lyrics has @billybragg changed? Anyone know? Sidekick just came home saying his mate is raging about it

@shaunwkeaveny Oh my yes

@thosethatcan Get your coat, love, you've (pulled) got at least 6 hours before you're allowed access to the house.

On ‘date nights’. My friend @helenskywalker has come up with a GENIUS alternative. I think it may chime, particularly in current circumstances. Enjoy! P.S. No offence to those who have successful date nights! We’re just grumpy and cynical!

@matthew0connor @thosethatcan Hey sweetie! #DivorceNight tonight! Get that Prosecco chilled. See you tomorrow. x

@thosethatcan @helenskywalker TRY NOT TO CHOKE ON THE LOVE FOOD, WIFE

@thosethatcan Our special hate list!

Pet hate: people who jostle to get on and off aeroplanes when doors/gates aren’t open yet.

@DavidLammy It's not that I disagree, but why @StaceyDooley rather than, say, Dominic West? Picking on the npn-privileged woman here?

@DavidLammy Horrible old white man.

First he blocks making upskirting a criminal offence, now he objects to laws to protect children from genital mutilation. Why get into politics to do this? Christopher Chope embodies a brand of thoughtless, regressive conservatism which can ruin lives. huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/tory-mp-…

PARKLIFE! @BBC6Music

@sioncorn @matthew0connor @Steve__Pepper No, no one really like those.