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@helixisms
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@topten10fish to actually explain the joke, people (maybe more specifically religious people) would shame ppl for masturbating by saying it'll give you hairy palms. thus, jacking off too much = need hair removal on palms
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what are you even saying man
chloe ⚢@postergf420
i jacked off too much and had to spend years getting electrolysis on my hands. its not worth it. god hates it.
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i wish we had golden gaytime slab in america this is awesone
Ivy 👁️🐾@fugaziangel
Ruined my day. Fuck you golden gaytime.
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are those handwarmers?? to keep him warm?? idk how effective that is but it's kinda genius

George@WoodsyDem
Kid in the pub has a live chameleon in his rucksack
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@g_br_l @sporadica No. Its not all random. The ones that look less like a snake get eaten.... therefore over a LOOOONG time the ones ble ti imitate a s are better get eaten less, and breed more passing the trait of looking like a snake. Im so done with this religious psychosis.
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how the hell does evolution manage to do this kinda shit
SULLY@SULLY10X
The non-poisonous Snake-Head Caterpillar inflates its tail to resemble a poisonous viper. It’s found in the Eastern United States in all summer long.
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@Jamiscus @EeyupMusicNRapz @PersonalRecords huh that's interesting! yeah there's a lot of real stupidly pronounced place names here lmao, friend of mine works in milan, michigan which is pronounced MAI-lan for some reason
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@helixisms @EeyupMusicNRapz @PersonalRecords apparently people there pronounce it pash-unk based on a quick google search with some other people defending passy-unk
american regional pronunciations are weird
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