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LAGOS Asides Lagos Police Command We also created: - Rapid Response Squad - Lagos Neighbourhood Safety Corps - Lagos Constabulary Officers - Lagos has a Separate inter-border control team with Ogun State LAGOS has a strong collaboration with Amotekun too for inter-border operations too.

If you like come from malduguri nobody send your papa here, we Yoruba are so tribalistic, we chest am with full chest

The president who wasted 6 years of oil boom. The president who depleted Nigeria’s foreign reserves from $45 billion to $28 billion. The president who wasted our $20 billion Excess Crude Oil Savings The President who was borrowing to pay salary in an oil boom era. The President under whose Government Nigeria had mind boggling corruption cases. The only president Nigerians called “clueless”.

"I built my first house @52 I bought my 1st, 2nd , 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th land even added one car between 52&54 years... Only that I married earlier @35. So my sister go to the book of Sirach 11:21 " It takes God nothing to make a poor man instantly rich" - Nigerian man, Emmanuel reacts to a poorly trained lady who says, men who reach 40 years without a house, car, business or family can never make it in life. © Eagle Eyes Reporting

Before the removal of fuel subsidy, Rivers State was receiving around N18 billion monthly, while Obio/Akpor got about N450 million. Last month alone, R/S eceived N50 billion, while Obio/Akpor received roughly N1.31 billion. But on X, I am still asking Tinubu where the fuel subsidy money is going.

Imagine if Tinubu names a mega project or building after Mahmood Yakubu (the former INEC chairman) for a successful 2023 election; They will be outrage, but since it's Alex Otti, and not an APC member, silence. The level of hypocrisy in this country. So what's the difference between Alex naming the Umuahia bus terminal after a returning officer who announced his victory, and politicians renaming projects after Tinubu and Buhari? Why should someone who did a job have a project to their name, and just when the elections are around the corner? Hypocrites.

Me: inside Japanese police station. not arrested. hopefully. I came to report lost wallet. officer very polite. Officer: Where did you last see it? Me: Probably train station. Officer nods, types for two seconds. Officer: Found. Me: …what. Officer: Yes. Me: That fast? Officer: Japan. another officer walks over holding my wallet carefully like sacred relic, everything still inside, cash untouched. Me genuinely emotional. Me: This country is unbelievable. Officer smiles proudly, then pauses. Officer: There was one issue. Me: …what issue. Officer opens wallet slowly, pulls out embarrassing anime sticker I forgot existed. silence. both officers staring at me respectfully but differently now. Officer: You like magical girls? Me: …we all have struggles. older officer suddenly leans forward. Old Officer: Season two was disappointing. Me: WHAT. Old Officer: They ruined power scaling. younger officer immediately joins debate. Officer: No no movie fixed it. suddenly entire police station arguing anime lore passionately. one detective emerges from back room holding instant noodles. Detective: Original manga better. Me: I CAME HERE FOR A WALLET.

What a confidence goat 😂

If we want to play the blame game, let’s look at your own candidate. When Obi was governor, did Anambra not face massive security crises? Have you forgotten the 2006 Onitsha military clashes and curfews? Have you forgotten the 2009 Oba-Nnewi bullion van attack where 30 people were killed in one day, or the 499 armed robberies recorded on his watch by the NBS? By your logic, since security challenges happened under him, he failed the primary purpose of government too and shouldn't have been re-elected in 2010. Insecurity is a complex, deep-rooted battle…. stop using it as a cheap weapon when your own backyard wasn’t perfect. If he couldn’t completely safeguard a single state as governor, why do you think it's a simple task to manage the security of over 240 million citizens as President? Have you forgotten how Tinubu took over a chaotic Lagos and laid the security blueprint that actually made it safe? Yet you want us to vote for Obi, who completely failed his primary purpose on a state level? If he couldn't handle a single state, putting him in charge of the entire country means we will face something far worse than what we are seeing now.

People who showed up today were almost overfed and they made our day. Our item 1 was chin-chin, sweets and cold wine. Then we moved to spicy ram asun with chilled water and maltina. After that, fried ram meat came in different plates for everybody to eat. When they thought it was over, we served jollof rice and fried meat again. And to cap it all, a very hot and spicy assorted ram paper soup with low music in the background. At some point, some of them were saying “egi wants to kill us with food” 😂 Thank you all for showing up. May God lead you to your respective destinations safe. It was a well spent day ♥️

Some Indians set up a factory close to my farm, so I went to find out what they were producing. During the discussion, I realized some of the materials that failed their export standards could actually be used as animal feed. At first, they agreed to give me the leftovers for free. As production increased, I started having more than enough, so I took samples to the lab for analysis and introduced it to other farmers. It worked really well for our animals. Before long, I started supplying farmers and farm settlements with my truck at very affordable prices. Demand kept growing to the point where my truck couldn’t handle it anymore, so I had to hire a bigger truck for deliveries. Then one day, some of the buyers asked my driver for the company’s location… and they all started going behind my back directly to the source. The company noticed the rising demand from multiple buyers and gradually kept increasing the price. Now the price has become so high that nobody can even afford it anymore 😂

@Bennie_Mc1 @icekied Putting off the car could kee you and the fuel you want to conserve will be wasted.

@icekied You may not know everything but when you are descending a hill, the speed may not be corresponding with the gear speed at that moment thereby drawing the car backwards if you are not accelerating. When you put the vehicle on neutral it saves fuel. I do put off the car even

Some drivers in Abuja know nothing about cars. I'm currently in a car and the driver will put his automatic gear into neutral whenever we are on a slope. I asked him why he is doing that,he said he is saving fuel😭😭😭😭😭😭. Please how does putting your automatic gear on neutral save fuel?😂😂😂. I told him he is damaging his gear,he says it's not that he has been doing it for some time. I told him it doesn't matter,he stopped talking to me.😂😂

@CrownprinceCom2 We no gree ooo. You must bear the consequences.

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If you gather to pray anywhere with terrórists, you are also terrórist. Same judgement, nothing like an innocent farmer, an innocent trader, or an innocent fisherman. Iku lo ma pa gbogbo yin ENKR

How to get rid of termites without spending a lot 1. Get 20 tablets of aspirin 2. Soak them in 2 liters of water 3. Get some used cartons - biscuit cartons, noodles cartons, etc 4. Soak them in the aspirin solution 5. Sun dry the soaked cartons 6. Shred the cartons into pieces and scatter them strategically around your property You've just prepared the last supper for the colony

She fell out of love with her husband because he stopped providing, and now she has gone back to her ex, who already has a baby on the way with another woman. Now she’s asking what she should do.

Only in Brazil 🇧🇷

Opposition is truly in disarray. I have never seen anything like this. Nobody can blame Tinubu for this fooling again abeg.

Kenneth Okonkwo just dropped another banger 😂

God over everything don release Ileya hype…. This one too sweet 😂🕺🏻💃🏽