Michael Houser

The premier orange flavored tension simulator is on Steam! New stuff and things! New intrigue, new horror! store.steampowered.com/app/3234760/Or…

@WaterMuseum_ @staplercat Arguably easier to fry.

@staplercat On my knees, I am not worthy

Try out Dream Fishing now on itch :3 Steam page is live too! Links in comments #indiedev #gamedev

@boppleton @IsThisA3DModel @3DxDEV7 Mike Nesmith!

@IsThisA3DModel @3DxDEV7 sounds like u didnt even try

AI just turned a photo of a face into a 3D texture. I need you to see this.

@SandyofCthulhu I think Maniac Cop 2 pulls it off by being arguably a better movie than the first and putting the whole wacky theme into overdrive. It would probably be legendary if it didn't ice Bruce Campbell super early as well.

This is a movie, not a game, but in Maniac Cop, Jack Forrest was the awesome hero throughout. Then he gets killed IN THE OPENING SCENE in Maniac Cop 2. That was Not Good. Then in Aliens, we end the film with Newt & Hicks, and Ripley all sailing away. In Aliens 3 two of those are killed BEFORE THE MOVIE STARTS. What is wrong with these directors?!

@DrunkSuperman3 Are there posts with this quote that have Jar Jar scenes? That would be pretty funny.

Someone keep reposting this quote over and over again with a different scene. Also people had 16 years between 1983 to 1999 to think about what Episode 1-3 would be like. They probably had something totally epic built up in there heads. Its not that unthinkable that people were disappointed with Senate Hearings and Trade Disputes.

@Bendyfan725 They're cheap glasses, they only help a bit - and sometimes he prefers things to stay blurry.

@hell_houser Is Grump’s glasses reading glasses since he can see without them?

Well, if nothing else, this seems like a good time to confess I never liked the work of J.K. Rowling, even before she started eating black mold.

@Jonathan_Blow @iquilezles @anicic_filip @BOENSAW Quite frankly I'm just trying to get my janky game code to work satisfactorily, and hope that people working on car brake code and such are way more qualified than myself.

@iquilezles @anicic_filip @BOENSAW Everyone wants to think they are in the Matrix and doing some super cool entity simulation reality engine. In reality it is just clumsy code failing to do something simple, at great cost in complexity, speed and reliability.

the more experienced I get programming games the more that I realize patterns like inheritance and components don't matter, the only thing that matters is functions and entities which run functions... entities might be the next thing to go

𓅓𓂋 𓊪𓂋𓅂𓋴𓇋𓂧𓅂𓈖𓏏…

@26mfhpod John Waters warned us about rich sadistic perverts!

@DangerMindsBlog The latest 'Trump Steaks' flop!

Seems expensive.

@JerryJacksonLOL I'm not the biggest fan of sports games but this looks interesting!

sory i FORGOT TO UPDATE U ON MY GAME. it is coming along nicely here are some pics of it ⬇️⬇️⬇️

@Bendyfan725 The lore may be a bit more complicated than that, though I am trying to reign it in somewhat at this point, and focusing on some of the main story-beats I have planned!

@hell_houser So what’s the answer to the question I gave you?

@SandyofCthulhu This did NOTHING for me when I was a kid, but I very recently rewatched it and enjoyed it. Style to burn and the most ridiculous luxury-sized landing spacecraft. The big hairdo reveals after they start taking off their skull caps was the biggest jump-scare.

In my head this wars with Quatermass and the Pit for the greatest science fiction movie ever made. If you haven't seen Planet of the Vampires, you are in for a treat. It scared me so bad as a kid I tried to hide behind the theater seat. The lighting. The sets. The horrors. Don't be turned off by the stupid title. There's no vampires. There ARE alien parasites though.

@Scoobydouchebag I respect a guy that's lore accurate.

Get uppied, idiot

@Bendyfan725 I like questions! I can't always answer them, but I will when I can!

@hell_houser Are you ok with answering questions because I have some but I will ask one for right now! What’s your opinion on Stoic and Weary being related to each other since they used to be the same character?

Pre-2022 software and content is the low-background steel of the information era.

@Airdorf It's a classic!

Over the weekend I discovered an arcade game that was literally made for me

@DannyDrinksWine I could be remembering wrong, but didn't Shutter Island have a chalkboard explanation of the whole movie near the end?

Martin Scorsese on the mistakes a filmmaker must avoid: "There are many different kinds of mistakes that I think a director must try to avoid at all costs. The first that comes to mind is redundancy—making the point of a film over and over again, either emotionally or intellectually. Well, emotionally, you can get away with it sometimes, because the emotion can become intense enough to become something else. But in terms of a message, whether it’s a political message or just the underlying theme of the film, I sometimes see films in which, at the end, a character will, either virtually or literally, make a speech or have a line of dialogue where he will explain that the film title means or even explain what the film was all about. And that, I feel, is the worst thing you can do. I’m not sure I’ve avoided that myself. But I’ve certainly tried." ("Moviemakers' Masterclass", Laurent Tirard, 2002)

@DUSKdev It's fun to use Gimp exclusively, because if you tell this to someone who uses Photoshop you can see their face contort. Also, Krita rocks.

I've never used Photoshop in my life. Every game I've made was done with Gimp and/or Krita