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@JessieWare Anyone else having the hardest time accessing pre-sale via Axs??? Trying to buy SF tickets and keep getting this 😭😭😭

The Superbloom Tour 2026! I am incredibly excited to announce my biggest ever shows to date. Step into my secret garden where we will sing, dance and BLOOM!!! Pre-sale: Tues 21 April at 9am local time General sale: Thurs 23 April at 9am local time jessieware.lnk.to/superbloom-tour

Verizon sent me an email and text saying I get $20 off my bill the next 12 months (I assume loyalty play since we removed a line). But just spent 37 minutes on the phone trying to get my discount to no avail. Wtf?!? @Verizon this is horrible customer support.

and Spirit Halloween hasnt even opened yet

How I feel every time I refill the soap dispenser instead of buying a new one:

Say what you will about the pandemic, but at least we could doordash margaritas from mexican restaurants.

I’m watching the NBA all stars skill challenge, and my toxic trait is that I think I could totally do this.

I’m doing this cool new thing called Reading a Book Before Bed. I hear it’s better than doomscrolling the internet but we’ll see.

So you wanted Diversity, Equity and Inclusion?????

@famouslast_wrds @whoiseustace Lololol

@whoiseustace @hellaamber

Sagittarius placements & their random side quests:

Luigi was not enough. We need a Wario.

Pay attention, Gen Z

Only in America do we ban TikTok before AR-15s.

I’m sick with the common cold, so to whom it may concern, I’ll be laying in bed slowing dying for the next 5-7 business days and not lift one finger until I can breathe through my nose again. #WomeninMaleFields

@k_plntt Nooooo! It was incredible !!!!

I just watched “The Substance” That was the worst movie I’ve ever seen

The way I absolutely gaslight my child during the holidays to keep the magic alive. “You saw a Hot Wheels logo in the garage??? I think you are seeing things.” “You saw a Pokemon poster sticking out of a bag? I literally have no idea what you mean.” 😅😅